(Out Of Avalon) Contest! (In Avalon) Reward!

Right... so I've got this project due tomorrow... and here's the jist of it:

I need to create a title sequence for a non-existent television show. Now... I am by no means asking any of you to do this all for me, but, after wasting a weekend trying to think of what non-existent TV show I could do... I'm giving up and leaving it to someone else.

So, for anyone willing enough to help me, you've got aprox. 12 hours to give me an idea for a tv show.

Your reward... Hmm.
Depending on how generous I'm feeling...
You will definitely get 500 gold (maayyybee 1000... I dunno, I'll have to really like your idea) as a reward.
However, if I'm feeling generous, I will swap that for 1 silver, if you so choose that.


So please!!! Help me.

As an obvious answer... it could be a TV show about Avalon

Assume avalon is a series of sorts. You probably need some guides to episodes....

1st episode... (The beginning) Dante taking a young girl, Mysterin off the streets of Parrius and throwing her into the barony position, she finds herself leading a city of nobel Pirates. There is an attack by Jaskar and the bandits from within the city walls. Poor Mysterin comes face to face with Jaskar, she tries to fight pointing her magical web at him, but Jaskar just dodges... she tries the same with fireball... the same happens. Jaskar darts to the side and somehow ends up behind her. He whispers evil things into her ear... just as he is about to cut her throat. He gets hit by a flash of light.. It's Dante with a lightarc to his back.

So for the intro you could have
two scenes of Mysterin getting approached by Dante.... and Mysterin with Jaskar with a knife to her throat.

2nd Episode... (The unruly citizen) Idea of this episode is that the citizens don't know if they can trust her, if they should respect her, she is only young. End of the episode could be her standing upon the steps of the palace, pronoucing to the citizens what she will do for Parrius (Lead our men to victory etc)

3rd Episode... (Trade with mercinae) Dante, Agarwain and Mysterin go to visit Mercinae to swap commodities and merchandise, herbs etc. Perhaps the scene can be with Dante and Nexus hands clapped... Mysterin holding both there arms *peering sternly at both of them* (one in each hand) for she helpped them put a dispute to rest and the trade went ahead.

4th Episode... Thakrians, I dunno make something up, Could have Serethipas standing in staves.... suddenly turning into a ghost. (To promote his fighting style)

5th Episode... Introduce Gina... transforming from a bear..

6th Episode... ok you can tell i'm writing less and less about these episodes and just ideas. Nexus singing in the middle of Cass square to an audiance perhaps

7th Dante brewing potions

8th Some sorc (maybe Romago) performing a ritual (perhaps to summon a greater demon, angel of death, or the longnight ritual.

9th Dante getting romatic with someone (Incase you haven't figured out, Dante is the hero, the mentor, the lazy but powerful and respected ruler of the city)

10th Mysterin kissing someone (Hmm this is about to get pornographic)

11th Some animist teasing Dante

12th Dante and Agarwain teasing each other, or wrestling.. perhaps falling in some mud. (Maybe i'll let agarwain win it)

You get the Idea anyway.... enjoy... and for my reward, how about a plane ticket to London? IE... bring your own damn self!

Sorry, you all failed at this game.