Quotes

---> Doomcrown: uh oh i think i lost my friend paper T_T.

Blitzer: "Steal? oh, no. we just borrow."
Illlyism: "Gosh, we're in great dept."

Blitzer: "Ohhh, damn, we should have let her outside."
illyism: "Too late for that, Cabe's coming."
Tobiya: "Don't you have pills?"
Blitzer: "Right, if you follow me?"
illyism: "The items are east? wait, i'll just post it in the bb."

An Academic sage crashes into a wall of ice as he attempts to depart.

Too funny

read letter

It is addressed to "Bitchin' Mysterin", and reads:
Dear Mysterin,

I have fallen for you!!!!

Your Knight.

rofl

you'd laugh more if you knew which knight!

more stuff from Mysterin's personal mail:

It is addressed to "Bitchin' Mysterin", and reads:
A gift.
Be silent.

Disciple.

It is addressed to "Pryrates", and reads:

If you read this, you're gay.

It is addressed to "Bitchin' Mysterin", and reads:

haha, no more letter virginity for you

You cheer as you spot the dead body of Erigast the Brigand on the ground nearby.

hey, that's weird, isn't it?

366h, 420m el- drop baby29282

You let a newborn baby-boy fall to the ground.
The poor child begins wailing the second its head hits the floor. Perhaps you should consider
purchasing a cot?
366h, 420m el-
A newborn baby-boy moves towards you angrily...
366h, 420m el- throttle baby29282

A newborn baby-boy downs a blue potion in one gulp.
A shadowy figure melts away beyond the eye of your mind.
366h, 420m el-
I see nobody here called "baby".

Zooka delivers the killing blow to a newborn baby-boy.

All I wanted to do was hold it, but it wouldnt stop crying.

You seize a newborn baby-boy by the throat and squeeze away the life force with your
bare hands.


There goes the baby-sitter gig. Thanks Illy

All I wanted to do was hold it, but it wouldnt stop crying.

You seize a newborn baby-boy by the throat and squeeze away the life force with your
bare hands.


There goes the baby-sitter gig. Thanks Illy

You discover that a large back-pack is already filled to overflowing.

55 alchemical potion(s) found.


I'm just tooooo good in thievery
always fun when that happens.....

credits to:
Gahnasek
Gina
Rannarra
and other idiots who don't have the money to buy a frostbite....

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eiki tells Runewarden Serethipas, "So... What's your favorite animal?"

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eiki tells Runewarden Serethipas, "Mine's a horse.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eiki tells Runewarden Serethipas, "They're so pretty."

Your rune-bug picks up words; Runewarden Serethipas says, "You tell Eiki, "You can ride
me baby"

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eiki tells Runewarden Serethipas, "Hey, now"

You fire an arrow at Diomedes, god of war.
It hits!

illyism wrote:You discover that a large back-pack is already filled to overflowing.

55 alchemical potion(s) found.


I'm just tooooo good in thievery
always fun when that happens.....

credits to:
Gahnasek
Gina
Rannarra
and other idiots who don't have the money to buy a frostbite....

so which idiot do i thank for not cursing his backpack?

Your alignment is Angelic

maybe the reason i got kicked from Thakria?





S Illyism Idiot and Fool.
i wonder what the next one is....



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Syntax: COMPANION RESET to clear what your companion thinks you know.
COMPANION START to allocate you a companion and begin the process.
COMPANION STOP to get rid of your companion



"I am a shadowy figure, and I will be your companion over the coming months."





Illyism and Globe form before you.




You tell Globe that Kinamic may join you. They will be with you shortly.





Globe is the companion of Kinamic. Speak directly to Kinamic if you wish.




Globe tells you, "Illyism and I would like to join you. Is that alright?".
Type TELL one YES or TELL one NO to agree or refuse.




"That rather loud noise was part of one of the more common quests in the land. Let me tell you how
it works, and maybe you can try it for yourself later."






A shadowy figure tells you, "I'm on my way to you now".





Companion has told you about a burning brand.




Globe regrets that he knows nothing about this.





A shadowy figure says, "A burning brand".




A shadowy figure continues, "A burning brand".




The pipes give out a harsh hiss as if scolding your efforts.




MAILSHOT STATUS:
Streamline 1:
Streamline 2: population of wildland
News BB waiting: wildland
Business BB waiting:












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anyone knows about this weird short stick glitch?
EDIT; this isn't even the half of the log

You perceive an image of Store-room in Olympus.
great, all my items, sob

Novicewatch cracks me up:

---> Sheenestevez: Pees all over the place.
---> Sheenestevez: Fox this, my digital friend!!!.
---> Sheenestevez: Screw sage.
---> Sheenestevez: Screw sage hard.
---> Sheenestevez: Talk to war with britain, then, cossacs!.
---> Sheenestevez: Reply yeah i screwed mrs claus.
Your rune-bug picks up words; Sheenestevez tells Agarwain, "Yeah i screwed mrs claus.
You say, "He also screwed the sage".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Sapling Xyris says, "Hes acting like he can see what i type...".
(i'm he)

Spotting Scorpio says, "Wanna make 50 gold the hard way?".

Bitchin' Mysterin says, "I lied".

Bitchin' Mysterin mutters discontentedly.

You say, "Is the hard way the in the bum way?".

Bitchin' Mysterin says, "I made all my gold the hard way".

You say, "Bahahaha".

You say, "Bad timing on your part".

Bitchin' Mysterin bellows "Oi!" at the top of her voice.

Bitchin' Mysterin says, "Oh shit".

i was lagging

giggle...

This was to Sapling Xyris, who if you couldn't tell by the Sapling, is an animist. We were in Diomedes' throne room.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Darien tells Sapling Xyris, "Would you be interested in
filling mine and Ardors health potions? We'll pay, and it is for the sake of war -- for
without it cannot go on!"

Your rune-bug picks up words; Sapling Xyris says, "Tell darien I dont think you meant
that for me.....

Your rune-bug picks up words; Sapling Xyris says, "Tell darien im not sure that i
promote war.....

Your rune-bug picks up words; Darien tells Sapling Xyris, "But you are in the company of
the God of war.".

Diomedes, god of war says, "You could be here arguing against it".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Damn protesters".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Lady Nevaeh says, "Then why does he think you can fill
their potions?

Diomedes, god of war says, "Maybe with sap".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Lady Nevaeh says, "Sabotage!

Diomedes, god of war says, "It's gonna be a little sticky".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Lady Nevaeh says, "You'd think the Sapling would give it
away".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Sapling Xyris says, "Tell darien I try convincing people
not to kick your ass.....

Your rune-bug picks up words; Darien tells Sapling Xyris, "That is touching, to say the
least. Unfortunantly I am enthralled into a much different endeavor. The fight is no
problem, I learn, become stronger. Thakria is so lacking in manpower and leadership, we
often as we are now run out of supplies.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Sapling Xyris says, "Tell darien your not the only one...
besides i dont fill anyones potions...

Your rune-bug picks up words; Lady Nevaeh says, "I wonder why they didn't ask me".

You cover your mouth with your hand and titter girlishly.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Sapling Xyris says, "Tell darien But if your looking for
potions... maybe talk to nevaeh.....

Your rune-bug picks up words; Darien tells Sapling Xyris, "I'd have to be dreaming and
in court with Morpheus himself before I would believe that would happen.

Darien actually made a good observation right there.

I havent laughed that hard in a very long time.....

Diomedes, god of war says, "There's naked woman running around Mercinae".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Midiononix steals "trousers*****" from Signet.".

You tell Signet, "*whistle*".

Signet tells you, "That perve".

You tell Signet, "Well... it was a joke... besides a fit young woman like you?
Shouldnt be soo bad...".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Signet tells Sapling Xyris, "Well i guess not,"

You tell Signet, "See... just gave you a chance to flaunt those legs.".

Someone better get Signet back her pants.