Quotes

Well, everyone knows we all have our typos, freudian slips, comical moments, etc... So here's a section to post all the best quotes from Avalon!

(Don't forget novicewatch... they make some pretty interesting comments, especially the silly ones asking where the pictures are!)

Fleur Maerad says, "Sorry, trying not to laugh Myst".

Telemachus, the god of justice says, "Only because he wants to control you".

Fleur Maerad shakes her head.

Fleur Maerad says, "Thats not it".

Fleur Maerad lets a musical laugh fall from her lips.

Telemachus, the god of justice says, "You want a first class ticket to the
underworld Maerad?".

Fleur Maerad has just gone south.

Roguish Darklight clears his throat and shouts, "Go to pe for rockquest".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Do not abbreviate!".

Roguish Darklight clears his throat and shouts, "Fine, Path Entrance, happy?
Now go there for a RQ!".


(Ominously powerful voice being Cabe.)

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "My name is phalanx not talkint to you
just letting you know".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "Dont ask questions you dont want a
sarcastic answer too".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Or you just not be a smartass.".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "You think your so big cause your the
time guardian".

A deep voice shouts, "Oh! Its on now!".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Uhh, that and I'm all ultimates... I have
my own personal sword... I have my own dragon... *Brag*brag*gloat*gloat*.".

A deep voice shouts, "Ooooo! Personal sword?! GIMME!".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "Dont forget awesome torpedo boobs".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "An obsidian winged longsword.".

A deep voice shouts, "Giiiimmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "And a small penis".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Yep.".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "My small penis could crush your scrawny
ass.".

Nazgul emerges from the clouds, his robes flapping furiously.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Fuck".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Nazgul says, "Like to!".

Thanks to The Good Samaritan for holding a quiz yesterday... It was a blast. And of course congrats to the winner of 110 lessons, Pryrates. For those of you who missed it, here's a recap of the greatest quotes and questions from it.

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-- Question --
Category: Random.
Worth: 3 points.

How do you get down from an elephant?

Timing out in 30 seconds.
Alchemical Callena gives her answer.
You give your answer: Dismount.
- 20 seconds -
Catyrial gives her answer.
Roguish Darklight gives his answer.
- TEN -
Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time gives his answer.
- FIVE -
- FOUR -
- THREE -
- TWO -
- ONE -

*** Timeout! ***
Type ANSWERS to see answers given.

You review the answers logs.
Callena You don't
Mysterin Dismount
Catyrial Jump. Give him a peanut
Darklight Erm... Throw a mouse? Hope you dont die?
Pryrates Slide off his trunk. Or get off at the front... If this is a
movie quote I'm dumb.

The Answer Was: You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a
goose.

Catyrial says, "Huh?".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, ".......".

Alchemical Callena says, "It's a joke".

Alchemical Callena says, "But I heard it differently".

Callena is correct! She wins 3 points!

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Wtf?".

Alchemical Callena says, "I'll take stupid jokes for 1000, Alex...".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Rofl".

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[A few minutes later after the rest of us sit there trying to figure out the joke...]

The Good Samaritan says, "Down, as in down feathers.".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Still don't get it. But alrighty.".

Catyrial says, "Yeah".

Alchemical Callena says, "Wordplay, Pryrates".

The Good Samaritan rolls his eyes in exasperation.

Catyrial says, "Oooh".

Mysterin says, "Oooh!".

Catyrial says, "I got it!".

Catyrial says, "Haha".

Mysterin says, "I get it, ahaha".

Catyrial says, "Rofl".

[Debating on which category the quiz questions should be in...]

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Avalon-related questions?".

Catyrial says, "Wince".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "True signs of a geek.".

Alchemical Callena says, "Avalon related movies?".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "I don't look like a geek though!".

Catyrial says, "Haha".

Alchemical Callena says, "But the guy in your mirror does, doesn't he?".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "ROFL!".

Roguish Darklight says, "Nice".

Alchemical Callena says, "I don't know much about herbs".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "I know everything.".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "About herbs and poisons that is.".

Alchemical Callena says, "Sure, now you qualify it".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Lol".

You say, "I know nothing about anything it seems".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time tells you, "Some people are good for
something, but you are good for nothing!".

You tell Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time, "Thank you, dearest.".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time tells you, "Cackle.".

You tell Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time, "Grin.".

The Good Samaritan looks around himself, stroking his chin.

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Quiz over?".

Mysterin says, "No, I haven't won yet, twiddle".

-- Question --
Category: Random.
Worth: 2 points.

Who was the character from Greek mythology who killed his father and married
his mother?

Timing out in 25 seconds.

Alchemical Callena gives her answer.

Roguish Darklight gives his answer.

- TEN -

Catyrial says, "Damn it!".

- FIVE -

Fleur Maerad gives her answer.

You give your answer: Chronos.

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time gives his answer.

- ONE -

*** Timeout! ***
Type ANSWERS to see answers given.

You review the answers logs.
Callena Oedipus
Darklight Incestuistus?
Maerad Callena
Mysterin Chronos
Pryrates Opedias

The Answer Was: Oedipus.

Catyrial says, "My greek mythology went out the window".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Terrible spelling.".

Callena is correct! She wins 2 points!

Mysterin says, "Opedias? Lol".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "I got nervous!".

Lavoel says, "In spanish, remember I am lavoel Mucho Evil".

You say, "Evil is spanish?".

Lavoel says, "Ah Mysterin, you somehow managed not to get the joke".

You say, "I've been slow with the jokes all night.".

Lavoel says, "Laugh".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time tells you, "Haha.".

Agarwain casts a charm of compulsion over Roguish Darklight.

Alchemical Callena whispers softly to Roguish Darklight.

Agarwain smiles in a relaxed manner.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Roguish Darklight tells Alchemical Callena, "I
like men.".

Roguish Darklight thumps Agarwain on the head with his palm.

Alchemical Callena whispers softly to Roguish Darklight.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Ahahaha".

Roguish Darklight touches Agarwain.

Roguish Darklight blinks.

Agarwain twirls about the place like a Kristanistian dancer.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Roguish Darklight tells Alchemical Callena,
"Agar seems to like screwin with me".

Roguish Darklight winces, obviously in great pain.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "That didn't help".

Diomedes, god of war arranges some firewood and sets up a pot of liquid to
boil.

Curses! The madabril is not blessed with healing properties.
The firewood has depleted itself and the liquid has boiled away.

Diomedes, god of war says, "That's a sorry excuse for a campfire".

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "I'd say".

(After Serethipas lightarc-magicrushed me.)

Thor, the god of thunder intones "Are you stupid?"

---> Arwen: TELL Thor, the god of thunder "No but you must be idiot".

Guess everyone was in a pretty funny mood tonight, got a few good laughs I figured I'd share.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Cutthroat Curor Alaisiagae says, "I can feel the love, can't you, Mommy?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Apprentice Mage Mahteeza says, "And i can feel
the valium".

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Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "She seems to think that
because im depressed about it, im gonna kill myself".

Todeslied Nexus lets out a pained sigh.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Im depressed, not emo,
geez".

an enormous black bear rolls about on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I wouldn't kill
myself.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I'd get Curor to
do it. If I was that upset.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "He'd like that".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Cutthroat Curor says, "And i wouldnt kill you ,
your on my "no kill ever" list".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "I have one of those
lists... Its very very short".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Me".

You roll on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Nice".

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Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I hate this
skill.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Which skill?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I hate to
constantly type, blow nexus.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Bahaha".

Todeslied Nexus rolls about on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Best skill ever".

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Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I smell sex and
candy... Here.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Where's the candy?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "Where's the sex!".

an enormous black bear thrusts out his pelvis seductively.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Main difference between man and
woman".

[Alexia and Serethipas were both sitting in "Pretty Garden" at Serethipas' house]

A voice shouts, "Teaching that poor girl how to use a staff Serethipas?".

This is courtesy of Serethipas

Your rune-bug picks up words; Arein says, "Wai... So you havin fun yet?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Serethipas says, "Dont say wai".

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Arein says, "Okay".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Serethipas says, "Put WAI where you normally put SAY".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Arein says, "Wow... I gotta learn too much.
Lol".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Arein says, "I feel soooo fuckin ignorant!".

Newbies seriously... being newbies...

You tell Gahnasek "Nod.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Gahnasek tells you, "Nod??".

You tell Gahnasek, "Yes.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Gahnasek tells you, "Who is Nod?".

You tell Gahnasek, "Its the action...".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Gahnasek tells you, "The action?".


Somehow I don't think I was getting the point across....

You tell Diomedes, god of war; "I get the feeling Gahnasek is never going to learn Zmud with my help. I'd swear I say somethings a million times to him and he still doesn't get it.".

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "But he sure can play that organ".

You tell Diomedes, god of war; "Rofl.".

--
[A day later...]

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "Is that all Gahnasek likes to do is play that
organ?".

You tell Diomedes, god of war, "Sure seems like it.".

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "Maybe the thakrians duct taped him to the
seat".

In the distance you hear an organist's breathtaking climax followed by
rapturous applause.

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "I may tire of that damn organ before the
thakrians do".

A deep voice shouts, "Play that damn organ one more time and I'll rip your
arms off and feed it to my dragon.".

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "Haha".

You tell Diomedes, god of war; "Bahaha. Guess Pryrates got tired of it too.".

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[A few moments later...]

You tell Diomedes, god of war, "Wonder what he'd say if you all hid the organ for a day.".

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "Haha".

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "He would be pestering you about skills and
zmud".

You tell Diomedes, god of war, "Groan, let him play it all he wants.".

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "That's what I thought".

You tell Diomedes, god of war, "Haha.".

Diomedes, god of war tells you, "Where's that duct tape".

A deep voice shouts, "Ready or not, here I come!".

Serethipas has been slain by Pryrates Alaisiagae, Guardian of Time.
Serethipas returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Romago has been slain by Pryrates Alaisiagae, Guardian of Time.
Romago returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Romago has been slain by Pryrates Alaisiagae, Guardian of Time.
Romago returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

(You all don't post very much on this bored... considering the many things that are said...)


Your rune-bug picks up words; Dark Dante says, "Anyone else need services".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Nexus says, "I could".

Nexus traces his finger up and down dante's arm.

Nexus winks knowingly.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Didn't even notice that, doh! You know I love you Nexus!

On another note 500 gold for the first who finds something to make mysterin look foolish. 300 if you make it up and it looks authentic

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "You could try fighting Cabe".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Serethipas says, "I punished him 4 years ago".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Serethipas says, "His ass still hurts".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Lady of Discord Ryel tells Nexus, "I'm sorry, I
can't sell my Athillias either, We are currently in a herb shortage".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Nexus tells Lady of Discord Ryel,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO".

You shout, "We need more herbies in this world!"

Diomedes, god of war intones, "A herbie? Is that a female newbie?".

A powerful female voice screams, "No, It's a rare type of vehicle!".

---> Linkcloud: Tell god of war newbie?

To continue with Gahnasek's organ fetish:

Your rune-bug picks up words; Seer Gahnasek tells The Romago, "My organ climaxed".