Quotes

To give this some context, there had been talk of Wii games that involved obstacle courses and pruning bonzai trees. Then there was some fighting Sorcs going on...

Thor, the god of thunder says, "Sorcerer.".

Diomedes, god of war places his hands on his hips and says, "Hmm!".

You peer around unscrupulously.

Diomedes, god of war says, "I'd smack him with lestagii".

You throw your head back and laugh sadistically, thumping the air with your fists.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Then hit him below the belt with my wii".

Thor, the god of thunder lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Come on sorcerer, time for the obstacle course, up and over the
bonzais".

Forgive me for asking personal information.


Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Carric".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Age?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Carric says, "My in-game age is 20".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "OOC?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ancient Onix says, "I'm 12 if it helps".

Someone beams broadly.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Carric says, "That's considered personal information, but... I'm 12".

Rannarra pats a shadowy figure in a friendly manner.

Someone looks around, eyes smouldering.

You nod your head emphatically.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Okay".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Just curious".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin tells Rannarra, "Has the cluelessness on par with Glowstick".

Carric, the commoner whispers furtively to himself.

Rannarra calls her friends: "See now onix dont u feel bad he is little".

Onix calls his friends: "So am i".

Onix calls his friends: "I'm 12 to".

You call to your friends: "Thump, grin".

Carric gives a fluffy kitten a compassionate hug.

Carric, the commoner scratches his head uncertainly.

Rannarra calls her friends: "Ur senile not 12".

You roll on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Quit stealing stuff
from me, by the way, thank you".

Someone takes a swig from a black potion.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Carric says, "Who's stealing stuff?".


You say, "Borrak".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "Borrak".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I am missing a white
allheale potion with 2 sips left in it".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I wonder who might have
it".


your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "He is of the thief profession".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Carric says, "Well... My inventory does not have
something stolen from it. Yet.".

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone lifts a white potion out from inside a large back-pack.

Someone hands a white potion to Ethereal Mysterin.

Thor, the god of thunder coughs softly.

Someone puts a white potion into a large back-pack.

Someone puts a white potion into a large back-pack.

Someone puts a white potion into a large back-pack.

Someone puts a white potion into a large back-pack.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Thank you".

Someone puts a white potion into a large back-pack.

Someone puts a white potion into a large back-pack.

Someone puts a white potion into a large back-pack.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Diabolical Borrak says, "Your welcome".

A thoroughbred stallion strides into view and lifts a shadowy figure onto its
back.

A thoroughbred stallion strides into view and lifts a shadowy figure onto its
back.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I actually came out 12
sips ahead on that one".

Ethereal Mysterin Celerunya lets a musical laugh fall from her lips.

Someone nods his head emphatically.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Diabolical Borrak says, "I just do that".

Someone utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Ethereal Mysterin Celerunya grins in an amiable manner.

Thor, the god of thunder says, "The 10 other sips might be a bit salty.".

Thor, the god of thunder pats himself in a friendly manner.


Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Someone nods his head emphatically.

Ethereal Mysterin Celerunya heaves an almighty groan.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Grossss".

Carric pats a fluffy kitten in a friendly manner.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Diabolical Borrak says, "That WHITE potion".

Thor, the god of thunder lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

Carric, the commoner whispers softly to a shadowy figure.
Your rune-bug picks up words; Carric tells Ancient Onix, "Can we go to the
imp?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "Ur supposed to be in a good
mood".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "That whiskey did u in"

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ancient Onix says, "I was til all my dreams were
crushed".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "What dreams".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "Cause we wouldnt let u run the
newb thru the wood chipper".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ancient Onix says, "My dreams of coming back to
the tower after a hard day of rune fashioning and seeing you and all our
little lm's running about".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "Omg".


Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "U on fugurlewort again?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "Erm".


You peer at Someone, noting every minor detail.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ancient Onix says, "No i need no drug, being
near you is as high as i could ever get".

Someone beams broadly.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "Oh hell did dante get in onixs
acct?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Seems so".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ancient Onix says, "Thats not nice".

I was trying to say that I don't think you get the *hic*'s if you only type one word at once... but then I hic'd on the don't...

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I".

You feel great.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "*hic* don't".

Bleargh!

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "*hic* crap".

Thor, the god of thunder says, "You don't what?".

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Urrngh...

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eternal Eltrax says, "You *hic* don't *hic* crap?".

a shadowy figure thumps the air dejectedly.

Urrngh...

You roll on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eternal Eltrax says, "Well".

Your head spins.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Hahaha".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eternal Eltrax says, "*hic* then you musht *hic* be *hic* full of *hic* shhit".

Fnnurghle.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Eternal Eltrax Akuin'akka, the Dread Lord gives you a passionate kiss.

Fnnurghle.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix lets a musical laugh fall from her lips.

a shadowy figure gives Cylanthia a passionate kiss.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix looks around, eyes smouldering.

Urrngh...

You peer at a shadowy figure, noting every minor detail.

You feel great.

"Oi!" you bellow.

Cylanthia reaches forward and slaps a shadowy figure in the face.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix giggles happily.

Thor, the god of thunder puckers his lips lecherously.

Thor, the god of thunder teases a shadowy figure mercilessly.

You feel great.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Urrngh...

You roll on the floor laughing.

a shadowy figure gives Thor, the god of thunder a passionate kiss.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix lifts her fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

Eternal Eltrax Akuin'akka, the Dread Lord flutters his eyelashes at you.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eternal Eltrax says, "*hic* aren't *hic* I shexy now?".

a shadowy figure staggers about uncertainly.

Thor, the god of thunder throws his head back and laughs sadistically, thumping the air with his fists.

Thor, the god of thunder says, "Shhhooo shhhexxy".

Your head spins.

You neigh loudly and paw at the ground.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Your mind moves like molasses, so drunk are you.

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Bleargh!

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "*hic* oh dear".

Thor, the god of thunder says, "That however, wash *hic* not shexy".

You totter about.

You purse your lips and pout.

Thor, the god of thunder utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You feel great.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "*hic* c'mon *hic* now".

You're on top o'the world!

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "*hic* It *hic* wash my mating *hic* call".

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

You're on top o'the world!

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

A few minutes later...

You moo like a soggy cow.

Thor, the god of thunder says, "Ish that you other *hic* mating *hic* call?".

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix undresses herself casually.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix winks knowingly.

You feel great.

"Wow!" you exclaim.

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Thor, the god of thunder ejaculates a loud beep and then looks behind himself in surprise.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix rubs her hands together with glee.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix giggles happily.

Xarian, the commoner scratches his butt.

You feel great.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix lifts her fists and bellows with maniacal
laughter.

Cylanthia Amakiir, The Phoenix dies laughing.

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Eternal Eltrax Akuin'akka, the Dread Lord gooses you cheekily!

a shadowy figure's eyes spring rivulets of tears as he weeps uncontrollably.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Thor, the god of thunder says, "Wash it *hic* bad for you eltrax?".

Thor, the god of thunder says, "Gooshed her then bursted out *hic* crying.".

You growl menacingly at Thor, the god of thunder.

Thor, the god of thunder says, "What'd *hic* I *hic* do!".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eternal Eltrax says, "I think she is *hic* upset".

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Thor, the god of thunder rolls about on the floor laughing.

Bleargh!

You growl menacingly.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I *hic* am *hic* going to *hic* go shit in my tower and pout".

(I hate you drunkness.)

An unseen force uncoils towards you from Demon Malebolgia, seeming to hold you
tightly within its grasp and drag you along with their motions.

Demon Malebolgia sucks deeply on his pipe, savouring the textured leaf.

Demon Malebolgia blinks.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy enters a gate demon.
You follow Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy onwards to Dark cell.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy runs his tongue along his blood-red lips, his
eyes burning with a passion deep within.

Demon Malebolgia blinks.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy disperses into a dark mist which swirls about
your head menacingly.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy moves towards you slowly, his eyes filled with
compassion. A beautiful, intangible song fills your minds.



Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy is at your side, and clasps you silently in his
arms. You feel his power seize you, and look up, at his face, to drink from
the wells of his eyes. He touches his lips against yours.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy runs his lips down your cheek, and onto your
neck, his tongue faintly caressing your naked flesh. You open your mouth to
sigh, but not a sound comes out.

a thick dark mist's pipe sends a pleasant aroma wafting towards you.
A thick dark mist looks most distinguished, his pipe at his lips.
A thick dark mist's pipe sends a pleasant aroma wafting towards you.

Your surroundings are bathed in red as you feel Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy
sink his teeth lovingly into your neck. You moan with pleasure as you feel
your very soul held within the iron grip of your new Master, your true
Master, your only Master; Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy sheds the form of the mist and coalesces into
the form of Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy once again.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy raises himself to his normal stature and adopts
a human pose.

Demon Malebolgia blinks.

Demon Malebolgia's pipe gives off columns of smoke.
Demon Malebolgia's pipe glimmers for a moment, before going out.
Demon Malebolgia's pipe glimmers for a moment, before going out.

Demon Malebolgia blinks.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy sends his spiritual entourage on a rampant
frenzy to drain away all magic in the surroundings.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "U just like to make me moan".

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy says, "I was quicker than usual this time".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Demon Malebolgia says, "I was quicker than usual
this time".

You nod your head emphatically.

Demon Malebolgia, Death Proxy grins in an amiable manner.


You say, "U are getting better".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Rannarra says, "U are getting better".

Over in Legends... nice one, Pry.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Apprentice Sorcerer Malovas says, "MJ has some good songs".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rabid Bunny Fluffer Pryrates says, "Michael Jordan?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Rabid Bunny Fluffer Pryrates says, "Oh wow nevermind.".

Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "What the heck is a Lovepotion?".

Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "And on the same note, why it is more expensive that whisky?".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Google it".

Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "No idea what google is, a new town in Avalon ?".

Thor, the Divine Tempest intones, "I think it's the noise Erebus makes when he sneezes.".

Sir Erebus Duia Celerunya, the Red Falcon clears his throat and shouts, "What is the noise I make?".

Thor, the Divine Tempest intones, "Ahhh-ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhhh-GOOOOGLE. ".

Thor, the Divine Tempest intones, "When you sneeze.".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "It's in Azrilli".

Sir Erebus Duia Celerunya, the Red Falcon clears his throat and shouts, "More like Ahhh-ahhh-ahhhhhh I love DTWHFOH! ---CHU!".


Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "Hmm, still the mistery of the Lovetion, I don't want to waste 50 gold pieces for some false advertisement".

Diomedes, god of war intones, "Someone shouted there was an Imp at Path Entrance, so i went there and stepped on it, and google is what was left of it on the bottom of My boot".

Diomedes, god of war intones, "Lovepotion just sounds like it's got SCAM written all over it".

Sir Erebus Duia Celerunya, the Red Falcon clears his throat and shouts, "It doesnt work!".

Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "Indeed, I doubt 50 gold will force everyone to love me".

A mighty voice booms, "Maybe it's probably just whiskey so it'll make you drunk enough to think everyone loves you".

You shout, "I figured it does the same thing as tequila... Gets you drunk and you wake up next to someone you wish would disappear".

Sir Erebus Duia Celerunya, the Red Falcon clears his throat and shouts, "Or a something...".

Diomedes, god of war intones, "Maybe when you sip it, it makes your clothes fall off".

Diomedes, god of war intones, "Sip Lovepotion, gaze in mirror".

Thor, the Divine Tempest intones, "What do you drink to put them back on?".

Diomedes, god of war intones, "Invisibility and speed".

Sir Erebus Duia Celerunya, the Red Falcon clears his throat and shouts, "So what if the sexiest woman wants to be with you Thor, she has a spider tattoo on her... Clothes your eyes during sex in daylight? Or call it quits?".

Sir Erebus Duia Celerunya, the Red Falcon clears his throat and shouts, "*ponder*".

Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "Clothing one eyes, that is an interesting action".

A powerful female voice screams, "I love you".

A powerful female voice screams, "-Thyra".

Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "Even without drinking the potion ?".

A powerful female voice screams, "Even without the drinking potion!".

You shout, "She's already drunk on something else, obviously".

Thor, the Divine Tempest intones, "Yes and she bites!".

A powerful female voice screams, "And I love to be bitten!".

Demon Malebolgia, Servant of Darkness intones, "Hmm, that sounds interesting...".

---> Fergus: Dance with wolfs.
---> Fergus: Punch fellow.
---> Fergus: Unch man.
---> Fergus: Fuck me.
---> Fergus: How wonderful.
---> Fergus: See it anyway.
---> Fergus: Magic!.
---> Fergus: Do magic.
---> Fergus: See magic.
---> Fergus: Say Hello dear people of Avalon!.
---> Fergus: MIGHT!.
---> Fergus: Do situps.
---> Fergus: I WILL SUCCEED!.
---> Fergus: Say I WILL SUCCEED!.

---> Colin: Register.
---> Colin: Nigga!.
---> Colin: Say Fuck.
---> Colin: Cast fireball.
---> Colin: Undress.
---> Colin: Join institute.
---> Colin: Masturbate.
---> Colin: Look up.
---> Colin: Look around.
---> Colin: Slap sage.
---> Colin: Punch self.
---> Colin: Punch me.