Quotes

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "I dont know what to do".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "All i see is words telling
me where i am, but i can actually play the game".

You tell Belthazor, "Have you been given a quest yet?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "No, thats the problem, i
cant see anything". (This is where we all know how the conversation is going to go)

You tell Belthazor, "Well, it's a text based game. There are no graphics.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "So i will never be able to
see anything im doing?".

You tell Belthazor, "Well, you can read and use your imagination.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "Oh, lol, that sucks... Is it
still fun?".

You tell Belthazor, "It's very fun.".

So I was kind of laughing a bit over that until this:

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "And how old are you?".

You tell Belthazor, "Let's just say in my 20s".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "Oh wow.".

I'm not sure how to take that. Pretty sure I'm getting a complex. Wonderful.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Drunken Damien says, "It is against our
principles to kill. It is very emotional.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Drunken Damien says, "You are never the same
after you decompose".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Drunken Damien says, "You are never the same
after you decompose someone. (Left off the last part)".

Sapling Danae chortles merrily, her eyes watering with laughter.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mazrackia tells Lady Nevaeh, "Just read your posts... Very good! It really should be our strongest concern to keep this from happening again. I
mean relative to the Long Night!".

You tell Mazrackia, "Grin. Thanks.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mazrackia tells Lady Nevaeh, "Now that the long night is
done with... As a city, What should we focus on? Like they could do the long night, Can
we do the Long Shine or something ecuvalent?".

Diomedes, god of war laughs happily, wiping tears from his eyes.

You burst out laughing.

You say, "I vote for moonshine".

Diomedes, god of war rolls about on the floor laughing.

You tell Mazrackia, "We can do some moonshine".

Diomedes, god of war says, "That's too funny".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mazrackia tells Lady Nevaeh, "Cool! How do we set that up? Can you explain it to me a little?".

You roll on the floor laughing.

Diomedes, god of war utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Get a jug".

Diomedes, god of war says, "And a still".

You tell Mazrackia, "It was a joke".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Sounds more like a quest for pirates".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Drunken ones".

You laugh happily, wiping the tears from your eyes.

So, no moonshine quest then? Oh snap.

Goodness, now I recall why Legends is more appealling. So vulgar here! Where is the WIT and PANACHE! Far more entertaining to lambast an enemy with a scathingly clever remark than to just curse. *wink*

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For those of you who don't get to the Legends forums, some fun crossover quotes:

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Malhavok setting teams for a flagquest...

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "In the quest damocles set up it was 7 vs 4"

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "In the 4 was lhachril, plaman, fistandantilus, and myself".

Malhavok, the god of war says, "Terrific. Shutup.".

Someone sits down.

Someone chants the words of the Shield chant.
Someone chants the words of the Shield chant.
Someone chants the words of the Shield chant.

Someone brings a magical shield of arrow deflection into being about her person.

Malhavok, the god of war mumbles "Naur an edraith ammen!" and casts his divine might.
A blast of white hot flame shoots across the sky.
Someone has just been struck by a blast of hot flame from above. You are mildly surprised when after
a matter of seconds all that remains are a few pieces of charred teeth and bone.
Eloire has been slain by Malhavok, the god of war.
Eloire returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
Fidai Prophetess Eloire (White), the Hurricane of Springdale lets a rusted sickle fall to the ground.
Fidai Prophetess Eloire (White), the Hurricane of Springdale lets some juniper branches fall to the
ground.
Fidai Prophetess Eloire (White), the Hurricane of Springdale rises again as a ghost to haunt Avalon
still.

Ashlynn kneels down, pressing her hand to her forehead.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eggscellent says, "Ouch".

Malhavok, the god of war says, "How'd that shield hold up against that?".

Rhadamanthys, god of compassion intones, "Gastly".

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some people really should just be denied the ability to speak to lws...

Benslife says, "How do i get 2 3d mode?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Benslife says, "How do i get 2 3d mode?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Angelic Narissa says, "It's all text".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Angelic Narissa says, "No 3d".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Fa-Fa-Fat-Fedaykin Gaar tells Benslife, "You can get to 3-d mode, but it takes a lot of effort. Keep on nagging Narissa, she'll let you know the secrets after a while - just newbies are not supposed to know."

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Disguise items are all the rage among the Parrian and Bandit youth...sometimes even the older players get confused...

an icewall tells Fleeting Decker, "Help I'm frozen and I can't get up!"

Fleeting Decker tells an icewall, "Try struggle or break free."

...

Fleeting Decker tells an icewall, "Oh. You're an icewall."

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Thedarklord has been slain by a burly sailor.
Thedarklord returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; a burley sailor says, "Oops".

Tiffany has been slain by a brown rabbit.
Tiffany returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; a brown rabbit says, "Go me".

Isaac has been slain by misadventure.

You examine the clues, sniff the air and question your intuition; you see an echo of Upon the River Leithe.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Misadventure says, "Wait for it...".

Isaac has been slain by misadventure.
Isaac returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; a burly sailor says, "You win".

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Typos...

Warrior Krill tells you, "Morning sex."

You tell Krill, "That a request or you bragging?"

Warrior Krill tells you, "Erm..."

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Inside a hessian sack.
Eba-Fedaykin Allanon Artisan, Illuminati is here.
You can discern no hidden presences here.

Eba-Fedaykin Allanon tells you, "So, am I the first one to get you in the sack?"

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Caprichasma has been slain by Crown-Prince Hecritor of Thakria.

You hear the piercing sound of a bolt of lightning.

Thakria Council Actions for Day 31 of this month:
31-1-2008 11:09> Hecritor declared Genesis an enemy of Thakria.

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guild meeting, discussing the new enlistment stuffs:


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Nifty Narl says, "Can you becockon people you've drugged too?".

Tarian says, "Becockon?".

Tarian rolls about on the floor laughing.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Oh dear Narl".

Alister says, "You sure can but i think it's life in jail".

...and later....


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"Congratulations, Panurge. We becockened you and you've answered the call.", says Endyamon in the thief-tongue.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Tarian lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

"We're gonna get in trouble if Genesis finds out we're becocking apprentices", says Tarian in the
thief-tongue.

Gorbachev nods his head emphatically.

"No way", you say.

"Gen invented the becocken for apprentices", you say.

"Jailbait Panurge", says Tarian in the thief-tongue.

"He will only be mad he didn't get an invite", says Plaman in the thief-tongue.

Old Greybeard Plaman ducks down quickly.

"He did mention wanting to "bugtest" the procedure...", you say.

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Heavenly Katie tells Warrior Limorien, "Do you know how to make an alias to turn a class on and off?".

Warrior Limorien tells Heavenly Katie, "Sure! All you need to do is setup an alias to QUIT CITY, #500 SWIM EAST, APPLY CITIZENSHIP OF PARRIUS AND LEAVE BEHIND LIFE OF CORRUPTION".

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I found a goat. I couldn't resist...


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Centre of the Cassiandora square marketplace.
Light-Mage Furion Stormrage is here.
(Apprentice Therion, Student of Miracles) is here, shrouded in a cloak of invisibility.
You can discern no hidden presences here.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Furion".

Light-Mage Furion says, "Aye".

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "I found Finbar wandering around in Thakria".

You point an accusing finger at a timid goat.

The goat is of average-size with thin white fur and stubby horns. Its eyes never leave you. The goat is called Finbar. You perceive a health of 7520 out of a possible 7520. A timid goat is holding a rusty broadsword, a worn buckler shield. She is wearing a Mercinaen sombrero, a nightgown embroidered with bunny rabbits.

Someone chuckles long and heartily.

A timid goat says, "I was gonna kill em all!".

Light-Mage Furion chuckles long and heartily.

A timid goat says, "All, I say, all!".

Light-Mage Furion pats a timid goat in a friendly manner.

Someone moves towards a timid goat and lends a shoulder to cry on.

A timid goat bleats plaintively, butting her head against you.

A timid goat says, "I am the best!".

A timid goat snorts and looks around for a herd to team with.

Light-Mage Furion rolls about on the floor laughing.

A timid goat narrows her eyes at Furion.

A timid goat says, "DO YOU DOUBT ME???".

Light-Mage Furion winces, obviously in great pain.

Light-Mage Furion says, "Touchy".

A timid goat says, "You are not a loyal Mercinean. COWARD".

Light-Mage Furion says, "You even got the personality right".

Light-Mage Furion winks knowingly.

A timid goat shakes her head at you, horns a-waving.

A timid goat twitches her tail, snorting.

A timid goat says, "This is what I think of ALL of you".

A timid goat nods and drops an animal dung heap.

Light-Mage Furion grins in an amiable manner.

A timid goat grunts, trotting out to the north.

A shadowy figure melts away beyond the eye of your mind.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "I think you made him mad".

Light-Mage Furion says, "I have that effect on people".

Light-Mage Furion grins in an amiable manner.

Apprentice Therion says, "Maybe he's going to shieldrush now.".

Someone peers to the north.

A timid goat trots into the room, waving her rusty sword.

A timid goat impales herself on Narissa's malloran.

A timid goat says, "Bah. Clearly a loophole".

A timid goat snorts, tossing her head.

Someone grins in an amiable manner.

Light-Mage Furion chuckles long and heartily.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Right, Finbar".

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Time to go milk ya".

You flutter your eyelashes at a timid goat in a seductive manner.

Someone cries aloud, "Hey!".

A timid goat gulps nervously.

Light-Mage Furion says, "Heh".

You give Light-Mage Furion a friendly wave.

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Seer Flagg tells Princess of Thieves Narissa, "What rune keeps you from slitting sack/pack? Anchor?".

You tell Seer Flagg, "LEAF RUNE".

You tell Seer Flagg, "And you must EX PACK to activate it".

Seer Flagg tells Princess of Thieves Narissa, "Really? Ill have to try
that ".

You tell Seer Flagg, "It works best if you try it in front of a Thief!".

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You send a message to Thanatos: "Lord, What would have to be done for you to
accept Pryrates back into Thakria? He knows he made a mistake by leaving us
for that whore, and he wants to come back if you would allow it - we probably
would get Gina in the deal too.".

You say, "I opened it up in a message, will see how he reacts".

Someone nods his head emphatically.
820h, 420m cefi-
A blast of white hot flame shoots across the sky.
You scream as the flame strikes you, searing through your clothing and rapidly
burning you to death. You may take solace in the fact that you die without
having to watch your remains flaming on for the next few hours.
Zwartje has been slain by Thanatos, god of darkness.
Zwartje returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
Your ghost rises from your corpse to haunt Avalon still.
0h, 0m e-
A blast of white hot flame shoots across the sky.
Someone has just been struck by a blast of hot flame from above. You are
mildly surprised when after a matter of seconds all that remains are a few
pieces of charred teeth and bone.
Pryrates has been slain by Thanatos, god of darkness.
Pryrates returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

You tell Thanatos, god of darkness, "Alright, i guess thats a no, Lord".

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You cheer as the entrance to the workings collapses into the raging inferno, all that will be left soon is a few pieces of charred wood and a lot of rubble.
Orielle has been slain by misadventure.
Orielle returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
Lady Orielle rises again as a ghost to haunt Avalon still.

You scold The ghost of Lady Orielle angrily.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Thief Mistress Narissa says, "And THAT is how you properly seal a mine".

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Malux has been slain by Enyalithul.
Malux returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

challenges
There have been no public challenges issued.

You tell Enyalithul, "???"

Gaban thief-tells you, "They are dueling."

Enyalithul tells you, "We're in a duel."

....

Malux tells you, "PMS."

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somedays, it feels like I'm the Thakrian Mommy...

Squire Treulos tells Narissa, "Trakea's not sharing the ploughs! And he
keeps touching me! Are we there yet?"

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Dunccan has been slain by misadventure.
Dunccan returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Misadventure tells Dunccan, "I own you."

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---> Kaisser: Msg GENESIS hello i am just leaving you a message to say that in another realm i have
had experience of being a god if you like i would like to help you out with I disagreeisstance as a god.
I was the god of eterninty.

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A deep baritone voice shouts, "What kind of shout is this".

A daunting female voice yells, "An irritating one?".

Nice. I remember a few of those people... Decker is still around or are a lot of those just really old?

A small voice shouts, "When does one get access to the bb?".

You shout, "After they get off of the NNW list."

A small voice shouts, "Bb?".

A small voice shouts, "Nnw?".

A small voice shouts, "Thanks.".

You shout, "BB is bulletin board, NNW is a list of novices in the land."

Sir Bedivere, Blades of War intones, "Oh good, I always get those confused".

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-- Question --
Category: Current Players. (Unscramble)
Worth: 2 points.

Rothrice

- Twenty seconds pass -

You review the answers logs.
Mysterin Hecritor
Cabe Thrice. Or...
Oden Horthice
Amasa Thorice
Agarwain No puedo leerlo.

The Answer Was: Hecritor.
You are correct! Your quiz score rises by 2 to 14.

Seer Cabe, Shade of Evil says, "Agarwain can't read".

Audren, the Star-Gazer says, "Why not?"

Agarwain, the Firebrand says, "Long stroy.".

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-- Question --
Category: Current Players.
Worth: 5 points.

- Twenty seconds go by -

You review the answers logs.
Cabe Marshton
Amasa Marshland
Mysterin Marshton
Audren Marshton
Agarwain One that I will be burning down shortly.
Maelthra ... No answer. Go Amasa!

Agarwain, the firebrand says, "I just knew I'd be a worthless one.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "So, tell me a good
story from 'back in the day'.".

Diomedes, god of war tilts his head and listens intently to Todeslied Nexus.

Diomedes, god of war grins in an amiable manner.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "When I entered the realm,
it was back in the glory days".

Diomedes, god of war looks up into the air, seeking divine inspiration.

Diomedes, god of war says, "If I make it here, it's a glory day".

[On the topic of me being rich...]

Your rune-bug picks up words; Koei says, "How'd you get so much?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Questing... Comm
runs.".

Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut sniffles softly.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "More questing than comm
runs though.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut tells
Ethereal Mysterin, "Stealing.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Astrologer Pelanger says, "Cool".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "And I'm a whore, I
don't have to pay for anything.".

Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut tells you, "Money conniving whore!".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut tells
Ethereal Mysterin, "Money conniving whore!".

You roll on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut says,
"See!!!".

Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut rolls about on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin tells Warrior-King Pryrates,
the Oneironaut, "Get out of my head!!!".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut tells
Ethereal Mysterin, "I'm trying to get back in mine!".


You grin at Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneironaut in an amiable manner.

---> Kein: Listen dude... I get it. You have heart burn or something, bad gas.
But eat your beeno somewhere else.


One of those things that just made me go "What the fuck?"

This one was priceless

---> Patito: Run north.
1120h, 1120m e-
---> Patito: Masterbate.
1120h, 1120m e-
---> Patito: Jack off.
1120h, 1120m e-
---> Patito: Find a sex partner.

--->Roden: Blow adventurer

--->Roden: Kill adventurer

--->Roden: Masturbate

--->Rofen: Masturbate

--->Roden: Finger

--->Roden: Finger self

--->Roden: Touch self

--->Roden: Touch Roden

Diomedes, god of war looks up into the air, seeking divine inspiration.

---> Chrono: Tell cltaemnestra suck on my balls baby.

---> Chrono: Tell cecil harvey shut the fuck up.

This made me laugh

---> Vertigalo: Reply What's 3d mode?.
Your rune-bug picks up words; Vertigalo tells Cecil, "What's 3d mode?".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

---> Vertigalo: Reply thanks.
Your rune-bug picks up words; Vertigalo tells Cecil, "Thanks".

---> Vertigalo: Tell mysterin hi.
Vertigalo tells you, "Hi".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Vertigalo tells Ethereal Mysterin, "Hi".

---> Vertigalo: Tell mysterin agdahgxg.
Vertigalo tells you, "Agdahgxg".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Vertigalo tells Ethereal Mysterin, "Agdahgxg".

Cecil says, "I told him to get to 3d mode, he needs to send tells of gibberish
to you".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Cecil says, "I told him to get to 3d mode, he
needs to send tells of gibberish to you".

Cecil laughs happily, wiping tears from his eyes.

You roll on the floor laughing.

You thump Cecil on the head with your palm.

---> Vertigalo: Tell mysterin kdajnhxjn.
Vertigalo tells you, "Kdajnhxjn".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Vertigalo tells Ethereal Mysterin, "Kdajnhxjn".


You tell Vertigalo, "You have now entered 3d mode.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I told him he has now
entered 3d mode.".

Cecil lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

I was wondering why this guy was talking about 3d mode, very good!

hahah. Yeah, thanks Cecil!

Diomedes, god of war says, "I always imagined getting so old I had to JJ with
2 canes".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Hobble north".

Diomedes, god of war says, "No teeth, can't whistle mount".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Invent wheel chair".

Sir Mazrackia grins in an amiable manner.

Diomedes, god of war grins in an amiable manner.

Diomedes, god of war says, "I think there might be one".

"Oh?" you reply, puzzled.

Diomedes, god of war shakes his head.

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Chant remember".

Diomedes, god of war lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Diomedes, god of war says, "That's good".

You nod your head emphatically.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I need that one".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Should I idea that".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Cures amnesia".

Sir Mazrackia utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You grin and nod.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I forgot i can curse
that".

Diomedes, god of war grins in an amiable manner.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "There is something
completely wrong with that sentence".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Chant remember to curse that".

---> Deimos: Get dung.
---> Deimos: Wear dung.

A deep voice shouts, "Is anyone else getting someone holds there breath and
there is nobody there or should I lay off the furglewort?"

---> Sklia: Lick sage.
870h, 870m ev(-)
---> Sklia: F#@$ sage.
870h, 870m ev(-)
---> Sklia: Paint sage.
870h, 870m ev(-)
---> Sklia: Mastrubate.
870h, 870m ev(-)
---> Sklia: Defile sage.

That shout about the furglewort was me, real strange

Speaking of seeing things, I was bored a while back and decided to entertain myself by using Grelixar, an excellent past time I may add, and I got he best hallucination ever.

The image of Fuckface hangs in the air before you for a brief moment before
waltzing away in a melodious twist of disdain.

Beat that!

I would be really interested in knowing some of the stupid things I said as a youngling. Just an fyi I don't post these qoutes to make fun of people...mot of the time. Most of us have made SOME of these same mistakes.

Remus

Yeah, can't tell you how many times I've tried to "defile sage," or spammed obscenities. (Nod to all those novicewatch posts.)

Novicewatch almost deserves its own category.

Illyism has been slain by a baby hedgehog.
Illyism returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Diomedes, god of war says, "I am avoiding errands".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Yeah, I need to go do
that too...".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Quite literally have
one sheet of toilet paper left".

Diomedes, god of war lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

You beam broadly.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Get some papyrus".

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Have some brittle scout-maps stuck to you".

Diomedes, god of war reaches into a cloud and pulls out a papyrus sheet.

Diomedes, god of war employs his knife to good effect, whittling away - sheet
after sheet - at some papyrus. Presently he has rendered the papyrus so thin
and brittle it is capable of rendering the most complex of patterns with a
mere series of pinpricks; perfect for coded messages. He has completed his
scout-map.

Diomedes, god of war smiles and hands you a scout-map.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I was about to say,
somehow I don't think it would have quite the same feel as charmin
ultra-soft".

Diomedes, god of war grins in an amiable manner.

Diomedes, god of war says, "At least you don't have to worry about getting
lost on your way to the bathroom".