Fun BB Posts From History

Date: 25-4-2000 at 17:12.
From: Ategenos.
To : Everyone.
Subj: For Sale, One Dead Body.

Modaun's dead body is now on sale in Parrius in the Foreign produce store located SE, E, E, N from Hellespont Square. The body will only be for sale for as long as Modaun is away,
so grab it fast!

Thanks, and have a wonderful time shopping in Parrius

Written by my hand on the 10th of Mournsend, in the year 830.

I like this in-character post a whole lot...

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Date: 14-8-2000 at 3:47.
From: Lady Sorcha Ogilivie.
To : Everyone.
Subj: Recent Events.

I am afraid I'm quite lost. What do these things mean?


"Instant Messenger"? Is this person a messenger with wings so that he may flit from city
to city so fast it seems instant? What an amazing creature! I must contract one.

What is this "other land" as well? I know nothing of another land! I hear speak of other
continents and southern islands. Could this be your other land? Strange tidings,
indeed.

The Lady Sorcha Ogilivie

Written by my hand on the 24th of Paglost, in the year 837

Message #3370.
Date: 10-10-2009 at 8:51.
From: - Zooka -.
To : Everyone.
Subj: New skills?.

Since when can we have sex? WTF is the syntax?


BOING

Written by my hand on the 21st of Leaflost, in the year 1057.


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Message #3371.
Date: 11-10-2009 at 6:11.
From: Warrior-King Pryrates, the Oneirnaut.
To : - Zooka -.
Subj: New skills.

The syntax is Penetrate, and there's a hidden accuracy skill in perception on
how well you find the ... Well you know.


Written by my hand on the 12th of Agamnion, in the year 1057.