The day a knight cracks!

This has to be the single most nutty thing I have ever witnessed!


A shadowy silhouette of Grand Marshall Shmex appears menacingly before you.
870h, 870m e(-) tease leona

Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore chants an unheard litany.
870h, 870m e(-)
You tease Leona mercilessly.

A menacing wind whirls about you.
Grand Marshall Shmex has just arrived.
Someone says, "Now that we are all here".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Treacherous Borrak says, "Now that we are all
here".
870h, 811m e(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore says, "What the fuck".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Runic Rannarra says, "What the fuck".
870h, 812m e(-)
Someone says, "You may begin your dance leona".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Treacherous Borrak says, "You may begin your
dance leona".
870h, 812m e(-)
Someone bows respectfully to Leona.
870h, 813m e(-)
You are in need of a short rest.
870h, 815m e(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore fumes angrily.
870h, 815m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae says, "My sack and pack are
at centre if anyone wants them".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Grand Marshall Shmex says, "My sack and pack are
at centre if anyone wants them".
870h, 816m e(-)
Someone's blood boils.
870h, 817m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets an adamant longsword
fall to the ground.
870h, 817m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae bends over and picks up an
adamant longsword.
870h, 817m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets an adamant longsword
fall to the ground.
870h, 817m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae bends over and picks up an
adamant longsword.
870h, 817m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets an adamant longsword
fall to the ground.
870h, 818m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae bends over and picks up an
adamant longsword.
870h, 818m e(-)
Someone says, "Ooh".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Treacherous Borrak says, "Ooh".
870h, 818m e(-) say we got plenty of poles

Leona the Songbird peers around, noting every minor detail.
870h, 820m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 820m e(-)
You say, "We got plenty of poles".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Thorongil says, "We got plenty of poles".
870h, 820m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 820m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 820m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 820m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 821m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 821m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 821m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 821m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 821m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a leather herb pouch
fall to the ground.
870h, 821m e(-)
Someone gives a cough.
870h, 821m e(-) who

Someone says, "Are you sure man?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Treacherous Borrak says, "Are you sure man?".
870h, 823m e(-)
Treacherous Borrak Completing His Vendetta [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Diomedes, god of war.
Leona the Songbird [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Ethereal Mysterin.
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Thorongil, Master of Lies and Sedition [At: Chamber of Lore ].
870h, 824m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a
crucifix carved from white gold.
870h, 825m e(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore says, "Ok you need i remind u of the
treaty?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Runic Rannarra says, "Ok you need i remind u of
the treaty?".
870h, 826m e(-)
Leona the Songbird says, "What the hell".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona says, "What the hell".
870h, 827m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a crucifix carved from
white gold fall to the ground.
870h, 827m e(-) scratch

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a
blood-red silk cape.
870h, 829m e(-)
You scratch your head uncertainly.
870h, 829m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a blood-red silk cape
fall to the ground.
870h, 830m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a silver
ring, set with an emerald.
870h, 831m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae says, "Ring of invisiblity".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Grand Marshall Shmex says, "Ring of
invisiblity".
870h, 833m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a silver ring, set with
an emerald fall to the ground.
870h, 834m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a silver ring, set with an emerald.
870h, 835m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets six hundred and
forty-six gold coins fall to the ground.
870h, 835m e(-)
Someone gives a cough.
870h, 836m e(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore says, "We arent posed to be jumping
eachother".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Runic Rannarra says, "We arent posed to be
jumping eachother".
870h, 836m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up six hundred and forty-six gold coins.
870h, 837m e(-) say if you continue to strip im going blind.

You say, "If you continue to strip im going blind.".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Thorongil says, "If you continue to strip im
going blind.".
870h, 838m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae says, "Do oit".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Grand Marshall Shmex says, "Do oit".
870h, 840m e(-) chant blind

Leona the Songbird says, "What's going on now?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona says, "What's going on now?".
870h, 842m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 842m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a leather herb pouch.
870h, 843m e(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore bellows "Oi!" at the top of her voice.
870h, 844m e(-)
You chant the magical words of Blind.
870h, 842m e(-) cast thorongil

You touch yourself.
You lay your hands on Thorongil. You feel the rush of dark power seize you,
bending down on your victim, whose eyes blacken...
870h, 794m b(-)
Equilibrium.
870h, 794m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a silver
talisman.
870h, 795m be(-)

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a silver talisman fall
to the ground.

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a blue potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
I do not really see what you are getting at.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a blue potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore says, "Med".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Runic Rannarra says, "Med".
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a purple potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets an indigo potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a brown potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a blue potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a blue potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a blue potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a white potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a mauve potion fall to
the ground.
870h, 798m be(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore retorts with a disgusted "Bah!".
870h, 800m be(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore prepares to enter the bulletin board.
870h, 801m be(-) chant diagnosis

You chant the magical words of Diagnosis.
870h, 797m be(-) cast

You cast the charm of diagnosis.
You are not plagued by any form of evil eye.
You have a health of 870/870 and a mana of 697/870.
You have a physical well-being of one hundred and five percent full vitality.
Your clothing will afford warmly wrapped up protection. The weather is warm
and comfortable.
You are blessed with nine safe encounters with Death.
You are satiated. No need for food.
You are afflicted by blindness.
You are afflicted by insomnia.
870h, 697m b(-)
Equilibrium.
870h, 697m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets an adamant longsword
fall to the ground.
870h, 698m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets an adamant longsword
fall to the ground.
870h, 698m be(-)
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore has just entered the bulletin board.
870h, 699m be(-) who

Treacherous Borrak Completing His Vendetta [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Diomedes, god of war.
Leona the Songbird [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Ethereal Mysterin.
(Bulletin Board/Public Section) Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore [At: Within
the bulletin board ].
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Thorongil, Master of Lies and Sedition [At: Chamber of Lore ].
The Mighty Wulf, Assassin of Vengeance [At: Centre of the Cassiandora square
marketplace ].
870h, 701m be(-) med

You close your eyes and begin to meditate peacefully.
870h, 706m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a spiral-shaped rune
fall to the ground.
870h, 857m be(-)
You rise from meditation, shaking with power.
870h, 870m be(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a small box fall to the
ground.

870h, 870m be(-) play tambourine

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a winged
bronze helm.
870h, 870m be(-)
You step out from your pentacle which vanishes instantly.
Done.
You are cured of blindness.
870h, 870m h(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a winged bronze helm
fall to the ground.
870h, 870m h(-)
You have equilibrium.
870h, 870m eh(-) leona any idea whats happening?

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a brooch
of the sun and moon.
870h, 870m eh(-)
You tell Leona, "Any idea whats happening?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Thorongil tells Leona, "Any idea whats
happening?".
870h, 870m eh(-) who

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a brooch of the sun and
moon fall to the ground.
870h, 870m eh(-)
Treacherous Borrak Completing His Vendetta [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Diomedes, god of war.
Leona the Songbird [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Ethereal Mysterin.
(Bulletin Board/Public Section) Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore [At: Within
the bulletin board ].
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Thorongil, Master of Lies and Sedition [At: Chamber of Lore ].
The Mighty Wulf, Assassin of Vengeance [At: Centre of the Cassiandora square
marketplace ].
870h, 870m eh(-)
You cease your playing.
870h, 870m eh(-)
Leona the Songbird tells you, "No clue!".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona tells Thorongil, "No clue!".
870h, 870m eh(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a
surcoat.
870h, 870m eh(-)
Someone bends over and picks up a winged bronze helm.
870h, 870m eh(-)
You would be able to take an allheale again.
870h, 870m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a surcoat fall to the
ground.
870h, 870m e(-) scratch

You scratch your head uncertainly.
870h, 870m e(-) l

Chamber of Lore.
You are able to see by the light of a brooch of the sun and moon. You have
entered an enormous circular chamber with numerous exits concealed within
arched alcoves. Mysterious runic carvings have been chiseled above each
doorway, symbols known only to those well initiated in the ways of mystic
lore. There are no windows in this room but the crystalline walls glow from
within, basking the room in a pure blue light. Black marble has been carved
into seating that fairly fits the body and has been arranged in a circle
around a raised white marble dais, enabling speakers and teachers to address
all those present. Directly above, you see no ceiling, the light emanating
from the walls and the sheer height of the tower amaze you. As your eyes
adjust to the brightness of the light, you see a wondrous glowing staircase
circling the walls of the tower, reaching ominously beyond your vision. Leona
the Songbird is here. She wields a divine lyre. Grand Marshall Shmex, the
Last Blade of Mercinae is here. A magical rune stave stands here, an unseen
force holding it in place. There are five ash piles here. A sign stands here,
reading "Artisans Pirate Masters of Lore". Partially hidden in the tall
grasses is a tiny green berry, winking like an emerald beneath the sky. A
brick of clear glass lies here. A friendly-looking, chestnut pony grazes
nearby. The pony is called Rum. A rune fashioned in the shape of a pyramid
lies here. A prancing, dancing satyr gads about nearby. A flock of ravens
circle about overhead. Parculus, Master-Artisan of Parrius is here, holding a
pair of tongs in his hand. A huge white wolf crouches nearby, its coat
gleaming like fresh snow. The wolf is called White Wolf, Of The Grey Forest.
A crucifix carved from white gold rests here. A bright red cape lies here in
a crumple of silk. There is a silver talisman here. There are five blue
potions here. A purple potion lies here. An odd-looking indigo potion lies
here. A brown potion in a tiny bottle lies here. A white potion in a tiny
bottle lies here. A mauve potion in a tiny bottle lies here. A
friendly-looking, chestnut pony grazes nearby. The pony is called Subere.
There are two adamant longswords here. A spiral shaped rune of fascinating
intricacy lies here. A small box sits in one corner. A beautiful brooch
glitters from the ground nearby. A stained, black leather surcoat lies on the
ground here.
You are able to see by the light of a brooch of the sun and moon. You notice
exits northeast (a closed door), east (a closed door), southeast (a closed
door), southwest (a closed door), west (a closed door), and northwest (a
closed door).
870h, 870m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing some
gauntlets.
870h, 870m e(-)
Leona the Songbird says, "What are you two doing?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona says, "What are you two doing?".
870h, 870m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets some gauntlets fall to
the ground.
870h, 870m e(-)
Leona the Songbird recites the ancient litany of revealing.
870h, 870m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a short wooden rod fall
to the ground.
870h, 870m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a short wooden rod fall
to the ground.
870h, 870m e(-)
Leona the Songbird recites a short litany of revealing.
870h, 870m e(-) leona you are there as withness, im doing nothing.

You tell Leona, "You are there as withness, im doing nothing.".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Thorongil tells Leona, "You are there as
withness, im doing nothing.".
870h, 870m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a red
velvet tunic emblazoned with golden lions.
870h, 870m e(-) who

Leona the Songbird ends her recital.
870h, 870m e(-)
Diomedes, god of war.
Leona the Songbird [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Ethereal Mysterin.
(Bulletin Board/Public Section) Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore [At: Within
the bulletin board ].
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Thorongil, Master of Lies and Sedition [At: Chamber of Lore ].
The Mighty Wulf, Assassin of Vengeance [At: At the top of the road ].
870h, 870m e(-)
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a red velvet tunic
emblazoned with golden lions fall to the ground.
870h, 870m e(-)
Leona nods her head at you.
870h, 870m e(-) vis

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a wooden bucket fall to
the ground.
870h, 870m e(-)
You are now visible for all to see.
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a
magical charm.
870h, 870m e-
Leona the Songbird whispers softly to Grand Marshall Shmex.
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona tells Grand Marshall Shmex, "What are you
doing?".
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a magical charm fall to
the ground.
870h, 870m e- emote hold his hands up for all to see

"You/Thorongil" hold his hands up for all to see.
870h, 870m e- who

Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a silver
quiver.
870h, 870m e-
Diomedes, god of war.
Leona the Songbird [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Ethereal Mysterin.
(Bulletin Board/Public Section) Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore [At: Within
the bulletin board ].
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae [At: Chamber of Lore ].
Thorongil, Master of Lies and Sedition [At: Chamber of Lore ].
The Mighty Wulf, Assassin of Vengeance [At: Path entrance ].
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a silver quiver fall to
the ground.
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae is no longer wearing a wooden
pan-pipe.
870h, 870m e-
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore has just returned from the bulletin board.
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae lets a wooden pan-pipe fall
to the ground.
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae says, "Thats it".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Grand Marshall Shmex says, "Thats it".
870h, 870m e-
Leona the Songbird whispers softly to Runic Rannarra.
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona tells Runic Rannarra, "What's going on?".
870h, 870m e- ex shmex

Leona the Songbird says, "What's it?!!!".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona says, "What's it?!!!".
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae crosses his arms over his
chest, closes his eyes, and wills his heart to cease its beating.
870h, 870m e-
A twinkle in his eye tells you that Shmex has seen much of this land. Legends
of his exploits run wild throughout the land. You espy a certain mark of age
on the man... However a certain youthfulness still prevades this ICON of the
forests, Defender of Mercinae... The banner of Shmex hangs near him. Held by
one of his many cohorts. Deep crimson with a gold fringed border, the Scales
of Justice emblazoned in the centre, and the elegant Swan, Symbol of the
great city of Mercinae above it.
A shiver crawls up your spine as your excitement grows, just being near such a
being puts you on edge, Shmex turns towards you and a calmness prevades your
being. Take heart friend, for Shmex was once just like you.
He is standing nearby. He is male. He has reached the level of Valiant. He is
a citizen of Mercinae. He is looking satiated and wide awake. He is healthy.
870h, 870m e-
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae falls to the floor in a
lifeless heap.
Shmex has been slain by misadventure.
Shmex returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae rises again as a ghost to
haunt Avalon still.
870h, 870m e-
The ghost of Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae recites the
rites of the dead; "Aghallach nomen luni. Meus deificum vulneraverunt Avalon
surius valinorium!".
870h, 870m e-
A bright glowing aura of light surrounds the entrance of the Ship of the Dead,
its eternal boatman surrounded by a flaming halo.
870h, 870m e-
The nearby dead body lets out a brief whine as the last remnants of air escape
from its throat. It is the corpse's final exhale.
870h, 870m e-
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore says, "What the hells all this".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Runic Rannarra says, "What the hells all this".
870h, 870m e-
The ghost of Grand Marshall Shmex, the Last Blade of Mercinae walks blankly
across the gangplank onto the glowing Vessel of the Dead.
870h, 870m e- shrug

You shrug your shoulders casually.
870h, 870m e-
Leona the Songbird says, "What the FUCK just happened?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona says, "What the FUCK just happened?".
870h, 870m e-
You say, "I think he has lost the plot".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Thorongil says, "I think he has lost the plot".
870h, 870m e-
Leona the Songbird nods her head emphatically.
870h, 870m e-
Runic Rannarra, Mistress of Lore says, "Alright someone explain".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Runic Rannarra says, "Alright someone explain".
870h, 870m e- say I did nothing

Leona the Songbird says, "I know that but why would he?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Leona says, "I know that but why would he?".
870h, 870m e-
You say, "I did nothing".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Thorongil says, "I did nothing".
870h, 870m e- who

Leona nods her head at you.
870h, 870m e-

870h, 870m e- info here

"stave21427" a rune stave.
"ash42696" five ash piles.
"sign43550" a sign.
"glass61428" a glass brick.
"pony57873" a chestnut pony.
"rune49984" a pyramid-shaped rune.
"satyr61679" a satyr.
"carrion61673"a flock of ravens.
"dragon60557" a blue dragon.
"aura53349" a golden aura of returning.
"parculus394" Parculus, Master-Artisan of Parrius.
"globe3542" a glowing halo.
"crucifix10068"a crucifix carved from white gold.
"cape30331" a blood-red silk cape.
"talisman49172"a silver talisman.
"blue potion51030"a blue potion.
"blue potion51049"a blue potion.
"purple potion57377"a purple potion.
"indigo potion57468"an indigo potion.
"brown potion30112"a brown potion.
"blue potion7791"a blue potion.
"blue potion17690"a blue potion.
"blue potion5149"a blue potion.
"white potion11578"a white potion.
"mauve potion36560"a mauve potion.
"pony42768" a chestnut pony.
"longsword42644"an adamant longsword.
"longsword33522"an adamant longsword.
"rune37589" a spiral-shaped rune.
"box34847" a small box.
"brooch23437" a brooch of the sun and moon.
"surcoat60994"a surcoat.
"gauntlets37887"some gauntlets.
"rod40620" a short wooden rod.
"rod40621" a short wooden rod.
"tunic61077" a red velvet tunic emblazoned with golden lions.
"bucket10757" a wooden bucket.
"charm5050" a magical charm.
"quiver7330" a silver quiver.
"pipes54573" a wooden pan-pipe.
"body27168" a dead human body.

I was there since Shmex came on until after he left and I still don't know what the hell happened...and sadly there's no emoticon for what the fuckery...

I have seen alot of things happen in avalon, and seen people come and go, i suppose he just wanted to go out with a bang! It was a classical shmex action if you really think about it! we all knew he was cracked, and was true to it til the end. As I always say silly damn Knights! Those of you that do not know what that was about, we have since found out that shmex has left avalon and that was his farewell.

Bloody tin heads!

"I think he's lost the plot." Excellent. Another fantastic log. Talk about leaving the game in style.

Has he emerged from the pool of life since then? I think he's still the GM of the Knights...