Quotes

Subject: Quotes Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:02 pm

Well, everyone knows we all have our typos, freudian slips, comical moments, etc... So here's a section to post all the best quotes from Avalon!

(Don't forget novicewatch... they make some pretty interesting comments, especially the silly ones asking where the pictures are!)
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Subject: Re: Quotes Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:06 am

Fleur Maerad says, "Sorry, trying not to laugh Myst".

Telemachus, the god of justice says, "Only because he wants to control you".

Fleur Maerad shakes her head.

Fleur Maerad says, "Thats not it".

Fleur Maerad lets a musical laugh fall from her lips.

Telemachus, the god of justice says, "You want a first class ticket to the
underworld Maerad?".

Fleur Maerad has just gone south.
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Subject: Re: Quotes Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:17 pm

Roguish Darklight clears his throat and shouts, "Go to pe for rockquest".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Do not abbreviate!".

Roguish Darklight clears his throat and shouts, "Fine, Path Entrance, happy?
Now go there for a RQ!".

(Ominously powerful voice being Cabe.)
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Subject: Re: Quotes Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:32 pm

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "My name is phalanx not talkint to you
just letting you know".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "Dont ask questions you dont want a
sarcastic answer too".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Or you just not be a smartass.".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "You think your so big cause your the
time guardian".

A deep voice shouts, "Oh! Its on now!".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Uhh, that and I'm all ultimates... I have
my own personal sword... I have my own dragon... *Brag*brag*gloat*gloat*.".

A deep voice shouts, "Ooooo! Personal sword?! GIMME!".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "Dont forget awesome torpedo boobs".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "An obsidian winged longsword.".

A deep voice shouts, "Giiiimmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee".

Phalanx clears his throat and shouts, "And a small penis".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Yep.".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "My small penis could crush your scrawny
ass.".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:23 am

Nazgul emerges from the clouds, his robes flapping furiously.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Fuck".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Nazgul says, "Like to!".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:40 am

Thanks to The Good Samaritan for holding a quiz yesterday... It was a blast. And of course congrats to the winner of 110 lessons, Pryrates. For those of you who missed it, here's a recap of the greatest quotes and questions from it.

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-- Question --
Category: Random.
Worth: 3 points.

How do you get down from an elephant?

Timing out in 30 seconds.
Alchemical Callena gives her answer.
You give your answer: Dismount.
- 20 seconds -
Catyrial gives her answer.
Roguish Darklight gives his answer.
- TEN -
Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time gives his answer.
- FIVE -
- FOUR -
- THREE -
- TWO -
- ONE -

*** Timeout! ***
Type ANSWERS to see answers given.

You review the answers logs.
Callena You don't
Mysterin Dismount
Catyrial Jump. Give him a peanut
Darklight Erm... Throw a mouse? Hope you dont die?
Pryrates Slide off his trunk. Or get off at the front... If this is a
movie quote I'm dumb.

The Answer Was: You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a
goose.

Catyrial says, "Huh?".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, ".......".

Alchemical Callena says, "It's a joke".

Alchemical Callena says, "But I heard it differently".

Callena is correct! She wins 3 points!

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Wtf?".

Alchemical Callena says, "I'll take stupid jokes for 1000, Alex...".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Rofl".

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[A few minutes later after the rest of us sit there trying to figure out the joke...]

The Good Samaritan says, "Down, as in down feathers.".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Still don't get it. But alrighty.".

Catyrial says, "Yeah".

Alchemical Callena says, "Wordplay, Pryrates".

The Good Samaritan rolls his eyes in exasperation.

Catyrial says, "Oooh".

Mysterin says, "Oooh!".

Catyrial says, "I got it!".

Catyrial says, "Haha".

Mysterin says, "I get it, ahaha".

Catyrial says, "Rofl".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:00 am

[Debating on which category the quiz questions should be in...]

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Avalon-related questions?".

Catyrial says, "Wince".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "True signs of a geek.".

Alchemical Callena says, "Avalon related movies?".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "I don't look like a geek though!".

Catyrial says, "Haha".

Alchemical Callena says, "But the guy in your mirror does, doesn't he?".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "ROFL!".

Roguish Darklight says, "Nice".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:42 am

Alchemical Callena says, "I don't know much about herbs".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "I know everything.".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "About herbs and poisons that is.".

Alchemical Callena says, "Sure, now you qualify it".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Lol".

You say, "I know nothing about anything it seems".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time tells you, "Some people are good for
something, but you are good for nothing!".

You tell Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time, "Thank you, dearest.".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time tells you, "Cackle.".

You tell Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time, "Grin.".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:44 am

The Good Samaritan looks around himself, stroking his chin.

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Quiz over?".

Mysterin says, "No, I haven't won yet, twiddle".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:57 am

-- Question --
Category: Random.
Worth: 2 points.

Who was the character from Greek mythology who killed his father and married
his mother?

Timing out in 25 seconds.

Alchemical Callena gives her answer.

Roguish Darklight gives his answer.

- TEN -

Catyrial says, "Damn it!".

- FIVE -

Fleur Maerad gives her answer.

You give your answer: Chronos.

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time gives his answer.

- ONE -

*** Timeout! ***
Type ANSWERS to see answers given.

You review the answers logs.
Callena Oedipus
Darklight Incestuistus?
Maerad Callena
Mysterin Chronos
Pryrates Opedias

The Answer Was: Oedipus.

Catyrial says, "My greek mythology went out the window".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "Terrible spelling.".

Callena is correct! She wins 2 points!

Mysterin says, "Opedias? Lol".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time says, "I got nervous!".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:23 am

Lavoel says, "In spanish, remember I am lavoel Mucho Evil".

You say, "Evil is spanish?".

Lavoel says, "Ah Mysterin, you somehow managed not to get the joke".

You say, "I've been slow with the jokes all night.".

Lavoel says, "Laugh".

Lord Pryrates, Guardian of Time tells you, "Haha.".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:09 pm

Agarwain casts a charm of compulsion over Roguish Darklight.

Alchemical Callena whispers softly to Roguish Darklight.

Agarwain smiles in a relaxed manner.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Roguish Darklight tells Alchemical Callena, "I
like men.".

Roguish Darklight thumps Agarwain on the head with his palm.

Alchemical Callena whispers softly to Roguish Darklight.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Ahahaha".

Roguish Darklight touches Agarwain.

Roguish Darklight blinks.

Agarwain twirls about the place like a Kristanistian dancer.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Roguish Darklight tells Alchemical Callena,
"Agar seems to like screwin with me".

Roguish Darklight winces, obviously in great pain.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "That didn't help".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:12 am

Diomedes, god of war arranges some firewood and sets up a pot of liquid to
boil.

Curses! The madabril is not blessed with healing properties.
The firewood has depleted itself and the liquid has boiled away.

Diomedes, god of war says, "That's a sorry excuse for a campfire".

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "I'd say".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Tue May 01, 2007 10:02 pm

(After Serethipas lightarc-magicrushed me.)

Thor, the god of thunder intones "Are you stupid?"

---> Arwen: TELL Thor, the god of thunder "No but you must be idiot".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat May 05, 2007 1:02 am

Guess everyone was in a pretty funny mood tonight, got a few good laughs I figured I'd share.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Cutthroat Curor Alaisiagae says, "I can feel the love, can't you, Mommy?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Apprentice Mage Mahteeza says, "And i can feel
the valium".

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Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "She seems to think that
because im depressed about it, im gonna kill myself".

Todeslied Nexus lets out a pained sigh.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Im depressed, not emo,
geez".

an enormous black bear rolls about on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I wouldn't kill
myself.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I'd get Curor to
do it. If I was that upset.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "He'd like that".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Cutthroat Curor says, "And i wouldnt kill you ,
your on my "no kill ever" list".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "I have one of those
lists... Its very very short".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Me".

You roll on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Nice".

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Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I hate this
skill.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Which skill?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I hate to
constantly type, blow nexus.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Bahaha".

Todeslied Nexus rolls about on the floor laughing.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Todeslied Nexus says, "Best skill ever".

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Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I smell sex and
candy... Here.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Where's the candy?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "Where's the sex!".

an enormous black bear thrusts out his pelvis seductively.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mysterin says, "Main difference between man and
woman".
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