Avalon

Subject: Re: Quotes Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:39 am

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aman Nexus says, "Bah, i was about to jerk off, but now i dont wanna get jumped with my dick in my hands".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aman Nexus tells Seer Cabe, "Bah, i was about to jerk off, but now i
dont wanna get jumped with my dick in my hands"

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aman Nexus tells Seer Cabe, "Bahahaha".
510h, 720m e-
Your rune-bug picks up words; Seer Cabe tells Aman Nexus, "Rofl".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:02 pm

Your rune-bug picks up words; Seer Cabe tells Starstruck Mysterin, "You said
you've been busy.".

Someone takes a batch of prepared Shirolos from his pouch.

Someone spits a shirolos leaf at you.

You feel mentally at ease suddenly.

You are ordered to "tell cabe sorry, Pryr put it in my butt, so haven't been
able to sit in my chair.".
You tell Seer Cabe, "Sorry, Pryr put it in my butt, so haven't been able to sit in my chair.".

You tell Seer Cabe, "That was courtesy of Pryr, obviously.".

Seer Cabe caresses your mind into action.
Your rune-bug picks up words; Starstruck Mysterin says, "Max, I would love it
if you stuck it in my butt. ".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Starstruck Mysterin says, "Courtesy of Cabe".
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Super Sexy Joined : 23 May 2007 Posts : 21

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, Ancient Swords of Time says, "Scarlet... Below.".

You prod Scarlet

Curor taps Scarlet on the shoulder

Curor points to the below

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, Ancient Swords of Time says, "Scarlet... Below.".

You prod Scarlet

Curor taps Scarlet on the shoulder

Curor points to the below

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, Ancient Swords of Time says, "Scarlet... Below.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Astrologer Scarlet says, "Below what?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, Ancient Swords of Time says, "Below me!!!!!".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, Ancient Swords of Time says, "Good day.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Astrologer Scarlet says, "Eh... I don't think so".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, Ancient Swords of Time says, "I said good day!".

Subject: Re: Quotes Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:22 pm

A small voice shouts, "Is there any way you can change your home town?".

Somebody screams, "Yes".

A small voice shouts, "Do you know how?".

Somebody shouts, "You need to talk to a baron of the city you wish to join".

Somebody (else) screams, "Yes. type 'quit' followed by the name of your current
city".

A small voice shouts, "Whos out there".

A small voice shouts, "Can somebody hear me".

(Another) small voice shouts, "I can.".

Somebody screams, "Everyone can hear you".

A small voice shouts, "Great".

You shout, "Consider yourself a public advertisement.".

A small voice shouts, "I've quit my city. Now what?".

(Another) small voice shouts, "Thats good im new ive been playing 5 min".

Somebody screams, "Now get a baron of the city you want to join to let you in as a citizen".

Somebody screams, "There are none online at the moment".

You shout, "Yes there are.".

A small voice shouts, "Oh great.".

Somebody screams, "Who?".

(Another) Somebody shouts, "You can find out the barons of the cities, by typing in help (city)".

You shout, "Me.".

Somebody screams, "Lol oops".

Somebody screams, "Sorry myst".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:45 am

The Nexus peers around, pretending to look at Mysterin getting dressed, but really sneaking an eyeful of Pryrates.
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Subject: Re: Quotes Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:09 am

This is how Pryrates recruits:

A small voice shouts, "How come i cannot join the loremasters?".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "You need to type APPLY ARTISANS".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:29 pm

Diomedes, god of war says, "I remember being a tiny knight and killing Nazgul
on the steps of it".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Diomedes, god of war says, "He kept jumping me".

Diomedes, god of war says, "I kept killing him".

La Femme Signet grins in an amiable manner.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Had no clue what I was doing".

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Your rune-bug picks up words; The Nexus says, "What WERE you doing?".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Was actually lost".

You chortle merrily, your eyes watering with laughter.
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Subject: Re: Quotes Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:27 pm

Soveliss tells you, "To go lick himself in his vagina".

Cute.
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Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:21 am

Your rune-bug picks up words; Guildmaster Brigand Illyism tells Starstruck Mysterin, "Perhaps ask Pryrates?".

You tell Illyism, "Five words: I don't give a fuck.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Guildmaster Brigand Illyism tells Starstruck Mysterin, "Smirk".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Guildmaster Brigand Illyism tells Starstruck Mysterin, ""give a fuck" to Pryrates then".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates, Ancient Swords of Time says, "I'll drink to that".

You tell Illyism, "Been there, done that.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Guildmaster Brigand Illyism tells Starstruck Mysterin, "Smirk, that explains the baby in his house.".

You tell Illyism, "No shit, you could've read my help file and figured that out.".

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Somebody shouts, "Anyone please feel free to shout out what a 'pearl necklace is' for those who don't know".

A small voice shouts, "It's a necklace made of perls".
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Subject: Re: Quotes Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:02 pm

hah, I mostly say "don't log this conversation" at the end of a one.
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Subject: Re: Quotes Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:52 pm

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "I dont know what to do".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "All i see is words telling
me where i am, but i can actually play the game".

You tell Belthazor, "Have you been given a quest yet?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "No, thats the problem, i
cant see anything". (This is where we all know how the conversation is going to go)

You tell Belthazor, "Well, it's a text based game. There are no graphics.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "So i will never be able to
see anything im doing?".

You tell Belthazor, "Well, you can read and use your imagination.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "Oh, lol, that sucks... Is it
still fun?".

You tell Belthazor, "It's very fun.".

So I was kind of laughing a bit over that until this:

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "And how old are you?".

You tell Belthazor, "Let's just say in my 20s".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Belthazor tells Lady Nevaeh, "Oh wow.".

I'm not sure how to take that. Pretty sure I'm getting a complex. Wonderful.

Subject: Re: Quotes Mon May 05, 2008 7:56 pm

Your rune-bug picks up words; Drunken Damien says, "It is against our
principles to kill. It is very emotional.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Drunken Damien says, "You are never the same
after you decompose".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Drunken Damien says, "You are never the same
after you decompose someone. (Left off the last part)".

Sapling Danae chortles merrily, her eyes watering with laughter.
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Subject: Moonshine Thu May 08, 2008 9:24 pm

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mazrackia tells Lady Nevaeh, "Just read your posts... Very good! It really should be our strongest concern to keep this from happening again. I
mean relative to the Long Night!".

You tell Mazrackia, "Grin. Thanks.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mazrackia tells Lady Nevaeh, "Now that the long night is
done with... As a city, What should we focus on? Like they could do the long night, Can
we do the Long Shine or something ecuvalent?".

Diomedes, god of war laughs happily, wiping tears from his eyes.

You burst out laughing.

You say, "I vote for moonshine".

Diomedes, god of war rolls about on the floor laughing.

You tell Mazrackia, "We can do some moonshine".

Diomedes, god of war says, "That's too funny".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Mazrackia tells Lady Nevaeh, "Cool! How do we set that up? Can you explain it to me a little?".

You roll on the floor laughing.

Diomedes, god of war utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Get a jug".

Diomedes, god of war says, "And a still".

You tell Mazrackia, "It was a joke".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Sounds more like a quest for pirates".

Diomedes, god of war says, "Drunken ones".

You laugh happily, wiping the tears from your eyes.

Newbie Joined : 17 Feb 2008 Posts : 8

So, no moonshine quest then? Oh snap.

Newbie Joined : 01 Jul 2007 Posts : 9

Goodness, now I recall why Legends is more appealling. So vulgar here! Where is the WIT and PANACHE! Far more entertaining to lambast an enemy with a scathingly clever remark than to just curse. *wink*

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For those of you who don't get to the Legends forums, some fun crossover quotes:

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Malhavok setting teams for a flagquest...

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "In the quest damocles set up it was 7 vs 4"

Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "In the 4 was lhachril, plaman, fistandantilus, and myself".

Malhavok, the god of war says, "Terrific. Shutup.".

Someone sits down.

Someone chants the words of the Shield chant.
Someone chants the words of the Shield chant.
Someone chants the words of the Shield chant.

Someone brings a magical shield of arrow deflection into being about her person.

Malhavok, the god of war mumbles "Naur an edraith ammen!" and casts his divine might.
A blast of white hot flame shoots across the sky.
Someone has just been struck by a blast of hot flame from above. You are mildly surprised when after
a matter of seconds all that remains are a few pieces of charred teeth and bone.
Eloire has been slain by Malhavok, the god of war.
Eloire returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
Fidai Prophetess Eloire (White), the Hurricane of Springdale lets a rusted sickle fall to the ground.
Fidai Prophetess Eloire (White), the Hurricane of Springdale lets some juniper branches fall to the
ground.
Fidai Prophetess Eloire (White), the Hurricane of Springdale rises again as a ghost to haunt Avalon
still.

Ashlynn kneels down, pressing her hand to her forehead.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eggscellent says, "Ouch".

Malhavok, the god of war says, "How'd that shield hold up against that?".

Rhadamanthys, god of compassion intones, "Gastly".

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some people really should just be denied the ability to speak to lws...

Benslife says, "How do i get 2 3d mode?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Benslife says, "How do i get 2 3d mode?".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Angelic Narissa says, "It's all text".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Angelic Narissa says, "No 3d".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Fa-Fa-Fat-Fedaykin Gaar tells Benslife, "You can get to 3-d mode, but it takes a lot of effort. Keep on nagging Narissa, she'll let you know the secrets after a while - just newbies are not supposed to know."

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Disguise items are all the rage among the Parrian and Bandit youth...sometimes even the older players get confused...

an icewall tells Fleeting Decker, "Help I'm frozen and I can't get up!"

Fleeting Decker tells an icewall, "Try struggle or break free."

...

Fleeting Decker tells an icewall, "Oh. You're an icewall."

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Thedarklord has been slain by a burly sailor.
Thedarklord returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; a burley sailor says, "Oops".

Tiffany has been slain by a brown rabbit.
Tiffany returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; a brown rabbit says, "Go me".

Isaac has been slain by misadventure.

You examine the clues, sniff the air and question your intuition; you see an echo of Upon the River Leithe.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Misadventure says, "Wait for it...".

Isaac has been slain by misadventure.
Isaac returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; a burly sailor says, "You win".

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Typos...

Warrior Krill tells you, "Morning sex."

You tell Krill, "That a request or you bragging?"

Warrior Krill tells you, "Erm..."

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Inside a hessian sack.
Eba-Fedaykin Allanon Artisan, Illuminati is here.
You can discern no hidden presences here.

Eba-Fedaykin Allanon tells you, "So, am I the first one to get you in the sack?"

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Caprichasma has been slain by Crown-Prince Hecritor of Thakria.

You hear the piercing sound of a bolt of lightning.

Thakria Council Actions for Day 31 of this month:
31-1-2008 11:09> Hecritor declared Genesis an enemy of Thakria.

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guild meeting, discussing the new enlistment stuffs:

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Nifty Narl says, "Can you becockon people you've drugged too?".

Tarian says, "Becockon?".

Tarian rolls about on the floor laughing.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Oh dear Narl".

Alister says, "You sure can but i think it's life in jail".

...and later....

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"Congratulations, Panurge. We becockened you and you've answered the call.", says Endyamon in the thief-tongue.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Tarian lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

"We're gonna get in trouble if Genesis finds out we're becocking apprentices", says Tarian in the
thief-tongue.

Gorbachev nods his head emphatically.

"No way", you say.

"Gen invented the becocken for apprentices", you say.

"Jailbait Panurge", says Tarian in the thief-tongue.

"He will only be mad he didn't get an invite", says Plaman in the thief-tongue.

Old Greybeard Plaman ducks down quickly.

"He did mention wanting to "bugtest" the procedure...", you say.

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Heavenly Katie tells Warrior Limorien, "Do you know how to make an alias to turn a class on and off?".

Warrior Limorien tells Heavenly Katie, "Sure! All you need to do is setup an alias to QUIT CITY, #500 SWIM EAST, APPLY CITIZENSHIP OF PARRIUS AND LEAVE BEHIND LIFE OF CORRUPTION".

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I found a goat. I couldn't resist...

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Centre of the Cassiandora square marketplace.
Light-Mage Furion Stormrage is here.
(Apprentice Therion, Student of Miracles) is here, shrouded in a cloak of invisibility.
You can discern no hidden presences here.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Furion".

Light-Mage Furion says, "Aye".

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "I found Finbar wandering around in Thakria".

You point an accusing finger at a timid goat.

The goat is of average-size with thin white fur and stubby horns. Its eyes never leave you. The goat is called Finbar. You perceive a health of 7520 out of a possible 7520. A timid goat is holding a rusty broadsword, a worn buckler shield. She is wearing a Mercinaen sombrero, a nightgown embroidered with bunny rabbits.

Someone chuckles long and heartily.

A timid goat says, "I was gonna kill em all!".

Light-Mage Furion chuckles long and heartily.

A timid goat says, "All, I say, all!".

Light-Mage Furion pats a timid goat in a friendly manner.

Someone moves towards a timid goat and lends a shoulder to cry on.

A timid goat bleats plaintively, butting her head against you.

A timid goat says, "I am the best!".

A timid goat snorts and looks around for a herd to team with.

Light-Mage Furion rolls about on the floor laughing.

A timid goat narrows her eyes at Furion.

A timid goat says, "DO YOU DOUBT ME???".

Light-Mage Furion winces, obviously in great pain.

Light-Mage Furion says, "Touchy".

A timid goat says, "You are not a loyal Mercinean. COWARD".

Light-Mage Furion says, "You even got the personality right".

Light-Mage Furion winks knowingly.

A timid goat shakes her head at you, horns a-waving.

A timid goat twitches her tail, snorting.

A timid goat says, "This is what I think of ALL of you".

A timid goat nods and drops an animal dung heap.

Light-Mage Furion grins in an amiable manner.

A timid goat grunts, trotting out to the north.

A shadowy figure melts away beyond the eye of your mind.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "I think you made him mad".

Light-Mage Furion says, "I have that effect on people".

Light-Mage Furion grins in an amiable manner.

Apprentice Therion says, "Maybe he's going to shieldrush now.".

Someone peers to the north.

A timid goat trots into the room, waving her rusty sword.

A timid goat impales herself on Narissa's malloran.

A timid goat says, "Bah. Clearly a loophole".

A timid goat snorts, tossing her head.

Someone grins in an amiable manner.

Light-Mage Furion chuckles long and heartily.

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Right, Finbar".

Miracle Mistress Narissa says, "Time to go milk ya".

You flutter your eyelashes at a timid goat in a seductive manner.

Someone cries aloud, "Hey!".

A timid goat gulps nervously.

Light-Mage Furion says, "Heh".

You give Light-Mage Furion a friendly wave.

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Seer Flagg tells Princess of Thieves Narissa, "What rune keeps you from slitting sack/pack? Anchor?".

You tell Seer Flagg, "LEAF RUNE".

You tell Seer Flagg, "And you must EX PACK to activate it".

Seer Flagg tells Princess of Thieves Narissa, "Really? Ill have to try
that ".

You tell Seer Flagg, "It works best if you try it in front of a Thief!".

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You send a message to Thanatos: "Lord, What would have to be done for you to
accept Pryrates back into Thakria? He knows he made a mistake by leaving us
for that whore, and he wants to come back if you would allow it - we probably
would get Gina in the deal too.".

You say, "I opened it up in a message, will see how he reacts".

Someone nods his head emphatically.
820h, 420m cefi-
A blast of white hot flame shoots across the sky.
You scream as the flame strikes you, searing through your clothing and rapidly
burning you to death. You may take solace in the fact that you die without
having to watch your remains flaming on for the next few hours.
Zwartje has been slain by Thanatos, god of darkness.
Zwartje returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
Your ghost rises from your corpse to haunt Avalon still.
0h, 0m e-
A blast of white hot flame shoots across the sky.
Someone has just been struck by a blast of hot flame from above. You are
mildly surprised when after a matter of seconds all that remains are a few
pieces of charred teeth and bone.
Pryrates has been slain by Thanatos, god of darkness.
Pryrates returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

You tell Thanatos, god of darkness, "Alright, i guess thats a no, Lord".

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You cheer as the entrance to the workings collapses into the raging inferno, all that will be left soon is a few pieces of charred wood and a lot of rubble.
Orielle has been slain by misadventure.
Orielle returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
Lady Orielle rises again as a ghost to haunt Avalon still.

You scold The ghost of Lady Orielle angrily.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Thief Mistress Narissa says, "And THAT is how you properly seal a mine".

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Malux has been slain by Enyalithul.
Malux returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

challenges
There have been no public challenges issued.

You tell Enyalithul, "???"

Gaban thief-tells you, "They are dueling."

Enyalithul tells you, "We're in a duel."

....

Malux tells you, "PMS."

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somedays, it feels like I'm the Thakrian Mommy...

Squire Treulos tells Narissa, "Trakea's not sharing the ploughs! And he
keeps touching me! Are we there yet?"

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Dunccan has been slain by misadventure.
Dunccan returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Misadventure tells Dunccan, "I own you."

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---> Kaisser: Msg GENESIS hello i am just leaving you a message to say that in another realm i have
had experience of being a god if you like i would like to help you out with I disagreeisstance as a god.
I was the god of eterninty.

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A deep baritone voice shouts, "What kind of shout is this".

A daunting female voice yells, "An irritating one?".