Leaving the house, going out the door and yelling "Be right back!", but actually thinking about typing 'brb' in your head.

Thats all i got for now

(personal experience on this one)

In a rush to work... waiting for bread to toast, I actually said out loud,
"Tell toast hurry up!"

Should've seen the weird look my mom gave me.

While sitting at work, taking phone calls and searching the Internet for the best means of helping the customer- you sparadically start typing who-look-who-who-who-who-look in an attempt to find out who is one and where you are. After not getting the correct page when typing 'who' the first time you continue to type 'who' hoping that it will come up with the correct information subconciously. Conciously though, you don't know you are doing it until the webpage comes up with a completely different page then that which you would use to help the customer.


Speaking to your wife about the time you just spent in Avalon, your wife says, " Are you saying 'say' infront of everything you say to me?"

Receiving a Grade D paper and after you review it, you see man who-look-and other avalon aliases through out the document. The teacher's comments refer to the random inserts and asks, "What happened here, Did somebody tamper with your paper before you printed this? If so please contact me during my Office hours of 9-1 T&TH. This paper would have been a B+ without the interruptions. Please explain." (Conversation with teacher was also placed on teachers response as i don't recall what was actually on the paper, only that it happened and it was funny as shit)

Nice, the part about the paper is pretty classic!

When the first thing you think when looking at a drinkable strawberry yogurt is:

"Pink Potion. Potion of Adrenalin. Uses MP to restore HP when sleeping."

And then realizing it's really just a strawberry yogurt afterward and feeling like an idiot.

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Let me be a bit more broad with that. When you think of drinking liquids in terms of drinking potions. I found myself thinking a tasty chocolate protein shake was a brown Potion of Sustenance.

Guess that's what I get for being an Alchemist.

Rofl, finally, something that hasn't happened to me!

When you take an aspirin and expect to be teleported somewhere.

Someone uses DP as some acronym and you immediately think divine protection...


I still can't figure out the acronym it's SUPPOSED to be...

when you still look at this board from time to time even after the gods gangbanged and banned your ip =(

You're planning your garden for the spring and you write down "Echianta" on your list instead of "Echinacea".


Seriously.

lol, priceless

Today I had to go to a grads and one of the guest speakers was talking about how out of all the precious stones in the world the flint stone was the most valuable as it made fire. As soon as she mentioned this I started thinking how much the com stores sold flint for and aslo that I had not looked at the quarry in the last few days.

Today I went into the bb so I could go get a bite to eat and when I was in the kitchen my 5 year old son hit me and for a split second I thought, how is he hitting me when Im on dp.

that just made me laugh out loud, for real!

When sometimes I think about fisticuffs moves in real life, like using Hammerfist in a boxing match or a street fight. Fullparry to block incoming punches!

When in history class when you learn about Erasmus and his ideas before the Protestant Reformation, you think of the poison that has phobias varying profession to profession.

When I play Avalon during Spanish class in the computer lab.

When you have dreams about avalon (yes I know this is common) I had a dream that I had Ult swordplay and upped my generals and killed Catyrial and everybody else and became #1 in the land. Wheeee (Obviously a delusional dream, she always has too much bloodlust)

When you play avalon even when it is glitchy as hell. (Probably makes it more fun)

When you feel like asking the Health teacher (during lectures about how bad smoking is, ect) if it is okay to smoke Megillos, Malloran and Arkasu in real life.

When you read the niceboard forum too much

When you get so worked up after riding the ship of death you curse way more then appropiate and sometimes get up and want to go punch something. (I have ridden the ship a lot)

When you spend hours unlocking somebody's house's door, to find there is nothing there (Cabe)

When your longswords go past 1k trueslays from monk bashing way too much.

Hm, I came up with more then I expected. This is all I can think of.