That shout about the furglewort was me, real strange

Speaking of seeing things, I was bored a while back and decided to entertain myself by using Grelixar, an excellent past time I may add, and I got he best hallucination ever.

The image of Fuckface hangs in the air before you for a brief moment before
waltzing away in a melodious twist of disdain.

Beat that!

I would be really interested in knowing some of the stupid things I said as a youngling. Just an fyi I don't post these qoutes to make fun of people...mot of the time. Most of us have made SOME of these same mistakes.

Remus

Yeah, can't tell you how many times I've tried to "defile sage," or spammed obscenities. (Nod to all those novicewatch posts.)

Novicewatch almost deserves its own category.

Illyism has been slain by a baby hedgehog.
Illyism returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Diomedes, god of war says, "I am avoiding errands".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Yeah, I need to go do
that too...".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Quite literally have
one sheet of toilet paper left".

Diomedes, god of war lifts his fists and bellows with maniacal laughter.

You beam broadly.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Get some papyrus".

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

Diomedes, god of war says, "Have some brittle scout-maps stuck to you".

Diomedes, god of war reaches into a cloud and pulls out a papyrus sheet.

Diomedes, god of war employs his knife to good effect, whittling away - sheet
after sheet - at some papyrus. Presently he has rendered the papyrus so thin
and brittle it is capable of rendering the most complex of patterns with a
mere series of pinpricks; perfect for coded messages. He has completed his
scout-map.

Diomedes, god of war smiles and hands you a scout-map.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "I was about to say,
somehow I don't think it would have quite the same feel as charmin
ultra-soft".

Diomedes, god of war grins in an amiable manner.

Diomedes, god of war says, "At least you don't have to worry about getting
lost on your way to the bathroom".

An ominously powerful voice booms, "Cylanthia is my sexy woman!! -Cecil".
-
Brigand Illyism tells you, "Yeah".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Brigand Illyism tells Lord Bunny Cecil, "Yeah".
- reply aw

You tell Brigand Illyism, "Aw".
- tell illy jerk

You tell Brigand Illyism, "Jerk".

Brigand Illyism tells you, "It was Borrak".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Brigand Illyism tells Lord Bunny Cecil, "It was
Borrak".


- reply oh

You tell Brigand Illyism, "Oh".
- bellow ...

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "...".

- bellow I am sorry that Cylanthia is being the target of male adolescence right now.

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "I am sorry that Cylanthia is being the target of male adolescence
right now.".
- who


A powerful female voice screams, "Thank you Darling".
-
A mighty voice booms, "On second thought, my heart truly belongs to Rissara
who's eyes are as blue as the sky after a morning rain...".
-

- bellow There you go, you actually managed to correctly mimic my voice this time.

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "There you go, you actually managed to correctly mimic my voice
this time.".


A mighty voice booms, "I have no idea why i am argueing with myself".
-
You have equilibrium.
-
A mighty voice booms, "It's not so hard".
-
A powerful female voice screams, "Cecil!!! Take me away my love!".
- bellow who

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "Who".

-who

A powerful female voice screams, "Me my love, Rissara!".
-
A small voice shouts, "How do I shout?".
- bellow Now look what you made me do. I accidently shouted a command.

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "Now look what you made me do. I accidently shouted a command.".
-
A mighty voice booms, "I know i liked it though".

You shout, "I dunno how to shout, still figuring that one out".
-
A mighty voice booms, "Your all stupid!".
-
A meek voice shouts, "Speak for yourself, Cecil!".

A mighty voice booms, "Only rissara deserves the wonders that are contained in
my pants!".
- lessons

You can absorb 98 more lessons before becoming saturated with learning.
You are blessed with open ended procurement. See HELP PROCURE for details.
- say ...

You say, "...".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Lord Bunny Cecil says, "...".


A powerful female voice screams, "Must *hic* be some tiny *hic* pants".

A powerful female voice screams, "Cylanthia, Rissara, and Cecil, having a
threesome in the woods in 10 min!".
- bellow Well... at least I know that shout wasn't mimiced... Cylanthia

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "Well... At least I know that shout wasn't mimiced... Cylanthia".

A powerful female voice screams, "Damn the whishkey".


An ominously powerful voice booms, "Parrius!".
-
A female voice shouts, "Cecil is *hic* my sexy hero!!".
- bellow Okash, I gots drunksh so now you can't *hic* mimic me.

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "Okash, I gots drunksh so now you can't *hic* mimic me.".


A powerful female voice screams, "Dont *hic* you know it!".
-
A mighty voice booms, "What are you *hic* talking about?".

A mighty voice booms, "I shtill *hic* love Risshara!".


The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "I was kidding, I am not really drunk.".


The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "Now all we have to do is wait for someone to put this on
niceboard...".
- who

A small voice shouts, "Rule #1. You don't speak of niceboard outside
niceboard".
-
A small voice shouts, "Rule #2. You DO NOT speak of niceboard outside
niceboard".
- bellow you just broke rule 1

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "You just broke rule 1".
-
A powerful female voice screams, "You broke the rules!!!".
- bellow and 2 apparently

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "And 2 apparently".
-
A female voice shouts, "I rissara say cecil does at least have a nice ass".
-
A small voice shouts, "Rule #3. If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the
conversation is over.".
-
You hear a dull <THUMP> in the distance.
-
A small voice shouts, "Rule #4. Two guys to a conversation. ".
-
A small voice shouts, "Rule #5. One conversation at a time.".
-
A small voice shouts, "Rule #6. No shirts, no shoes, no underwear.".
-
The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "You are egomanical idiot".
- bellow arg, and I am bad at grammer too...

The favour of Diomedes aids your skill prowess.
You shout, "Arg, and I am bad at grammer too...".
-

A powerful female voice screams, "How long does it take to get sober?".
-

Wow----you guys were bored

A young woman moves towards you angrily...

A young woman bashes you.
A blue dragon moves forward and defends you against a young woman.

A young woman bashes you.
A blue dragon moves forward and defends you against a young woman.

You return the young boy to his mother who clasps him in her arms and tearfully thanks you.
You are touched by their emotional reunion and tears well up in your eyes.

A young boy hands over 5 pieces of gold.

A young mother bashes you.
A blue dragon moves forward and defends you against a young mother.

A young mother bashes you.
A blue dragon moves forward and defends you against a young mother.

A young mother bashes you.
A blue dragon moves forward and defends you against a young mother.

770h, 496m e- shout got one for the niceboard

You shout, "Got one for the niceboard".
770h, 499m e-
---> Jordan: Who dare says that.
770h, 502m e-
A powerful female voice screams, "Now you've got two".
770h, 505m e-
Somebody shouts, "Three!".

You shout, "I did. The gods can read that. ".
770h, 519m e-
As the Sun-ship dips below the horizon, the Even-tide approaches.
770h, 519m e- jordan I did

You tell Jordan, "I did".
770h, 520m e-
---> Jordan: Am i able to stand apart from the gods?.
770h, 529m e-
---> Jordan: Reply can i not stand apart from the gods in defiance.
Jordan tells you, "Can i not stand apart from the gods in defiance".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Jordan tells Enchanter Remus, "Can i not stand
apart from the gods in defiance".
770h, 544m e- jordan Not advisable

You tell Jordan, "Not advisable".
770h, 546m e-
---> Jordan: Request.
770h, 546m e- jordan they can kill you quickly

---> Jordan: Reply no being should stand untested.
Jordan tells you, "No being should stand untested".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Jordan tells Enchanter Remus, "No being should
stand untested".
770h, 552m e-
You tell Jordan, "They can kill you quickly"

---> Honeyrose: Dance sexy.
---> Honeyrose: Fuck sage.
---> Honeyrose: Give sage a blow job.


and I thought I was the only one drunk that night.

---> Wilheim: Attack hermit.
620h, 620m e-
---> Wilheim: Attack hermit.
620h, 620m e-
Wilheim has been slain by an ancient bearded hermit.
Wilheim returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
620h, 620m e- bah

"Bah!" you retort disgustedly.
620h, 620m e-


You shout, "The horror! What did that hermit ever do to you?".
620h, 620m e-

---> Atlas: Greet powerful female voice.
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: What the fucked.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Hug sage.
570h, 570m e- chuckle

You chuckle long and heartily.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Kiss sage.
570h, 570m e- laugh

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: >_<lll.
570h, 570m e-

570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Kill sage.
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: I hate this.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Request.
570h, 570m e- shout trying to kill sages doesn't work

You shout, "Trying to kill sages doesn't work".
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: What the heck.
570h, 570m e- say watch, he is gonna try to cuss me out

You say, "Watch, he is gonna try to cuss me out".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Remus says, "Watch, he is gonna try to cuss me
out".
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Kill voice.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Say kill voice.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Steal sage.
570h, 570m e- shout attempting to kill this voice will make you an enemy quickly

You shout, "Attempting to kill this voice will make you an enemy quickly".
570h, 570m e-
Somebody shouts, "No it won't, voice can't do anything!".
570h, 570m e- shout Laughs

You shout, "Laughs".
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: Johnny.
570h, 570m e-

570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: Jjdude.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Request penis.
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: I dont get this.
570h, 570m e- laughs

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Acce;t.
570h, 570m e-
---> Atlas: Accept.
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: Health.
570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: What the hell.
570h, 570m e-

570h, 570m e-
---> Jjdude: Who u?.
570h, 570m e-
---> Ghostk: Go die.
570h, 570m e-

Was running around doing quests with Pryrates following me...


Suddenly, like the bursting of a dam, water cascades forth from the fountain,
covering you in glistening drops. In addition to the water, though, hundreds
of pieces of gold have also been showered here, there and everywhere by the
sudden blast.

Warrior-King Pryrates Alaisiagae bends over and picks up two hundred and
seventy-six gold coins.

You let a musical laugh fall from your lips.

The water, having dislodged its blockage, retreats to a steady trickle.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Fine, you can have the
cold".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Ethereal Mysterin says, "Gold, too".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Warrior-King Pryrates Alaisiagae says,
"Jewish.".

Warrior-King Pryrates Alaisiagae utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You roll on the floor laughing.

Relk has been slain by a young woman.
Relk returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Sage Warrior Relk tells Ethereal Mysterin,
"Don't even ask lol".