Lady Morag defended the moon
From Illy who sang out of tune.
She popped him with fruit
And told him, "Old Coot,
Your singing is making me swoon."

There once was a mage named Stray,
Who was silent and deadly they say.
Archmage of light,
Foe of the night,
He is strong and silent by day.

Parrius, the brigand's delight,
Was always there for a fight.
From cutthroat and thief
You'd ask for relief,
And Illy would smile at your plight.

Mazrackia was kissed on the cheek
By a woman who was terribly weak.
They spun round and round
Then fell to the ground
Too breathless to speak for a week.

Zerro was called Azure Fox.
He had blue hair, not gold locks.
The doughty young ranger
Would rush into danger
And take it all home in a box.

When Sir Croaker to godhood ascended,
To Diomedes his name was appended.
Teresa his high priestess,
Fought with the bestest.
And with his might Avalon defended.

Thorongil was a black bear
Covered by a pile of thick hair.
To gather his goods
He strode through the woods,
And many a fight did he dare.

There once was a knight named Rick,
Who always bardette's ass did kick.
He lost her in Nassau,
Chased her past awe,
And got her with a flick of his Bic.

Bodhin is the enchanter of hearts.
That's how he is known in these parts.
With a twinkle in his eye
He watches girls go by
And they fall at his feet when he farts.

Palim the enchanter of Naught,
By Shak's waxen figure was caught.
It was sticky with honey,
And cost lots of money,
So he licked himself clean as he ought.

Alexander the Ranger they say
Is good for a quest every day.
The oldest guild house to find,
Did mess with his mind,
But he found it and shouted, "Hooray."

There once was a knight named Cecil
Whose ability to twist words was lethal.
Just tell him a name,
Such was his fame,
In seconds it was changed to Catyrial.

There was a young lady of naught,
Who always lost when she fought.
She sang while she swung,
When by death she got rung,
And twas the proverbial farm she bought.

He comes waving a wand, does Dax.
He makes potions, but not any wax.
Up, up, and away,
In the sky he does play.
And that, my dear, is the facts.

Nadine, My Dear. Truly you have a way with words.

indeed! Those were awesome. I feel extremely honoured to have been mentioned twice! Muhaha. At least i think i was? Wasn't i also known as Rick (Scold Cecil)? Anywas, they were a delight to read and i could almost hear your voice as I read them. Most enjoyable.

Yeah, you were Rick. It has been less often when you left sorcs, I guess I need to revive it. Whenever you kill someone, you should say "You just got Rick'd"

And an excellent collection Nadine, sooner or later you can publish a small book of them *Grin*

Wonderful, Nadine! I think we're all looking forward to reading more.