this is a poem I wrote for fun..

[center][i]On Hellespont square lay a pair of panties
no woman claimed them so they must be Dante's

All lacy and soft he holds them aloft

And says bollocks to you,they're not even blue!
One of you women is not being true.

To which she steps forward saying of course they're not Dante's
they're my sexy panties!

With a sigh of relief
Dante's outrage is brief